Camilo

if i win the lottery, i won't tell anyone

...but there will be signs...

dale p'atrá

Oct 27 at 12:56pmWeb
Show threadKatriMOct 27

@cam

My spirit animal!

Show threadEsparta Oct 27

@cam
> dale pa'tras
> es si quieres, no es obligado

de reversa mami, de reversa 🎶

Show threadTalia HussainOct 27
@cam not all heroes wear capes.
Show threadRonanOct 28
@Talia @cam he should though. It would look good
Show threadR.L. Dane    🍵 Oct 27

@cam

Total folk hero! XD

Show threadDaniel, aka. CactiChameleon9Dec 20
@rl_dane @cam I enjoyed this immensely
Show threadGeorge Liquor, AmericanOct 27
@cam This man is something different, something special
Show threadWillow 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🇵🇸Oct 27

@cam not all heroes wear capes.

(i just to bong my siblings with an empty soda bottle. makes the same sound, ah memories.)

Show threadNonya BidnissOct 27
@cam Siri, show me an example of glorious purpose
Show threadstefan (stefbun)Oct 27
@cam bonking people WITH PASSION!
Show threadMegan Lynch (she/her)Oct 27
@cam May this be like old Marvel comic books where every nation had their own superhero, only safe streets style! This hero joins Mexico's El Peatónito! https://theurbanactivist.com/mobility/peatonito-superhero-fights-walkable-city/
Peatónito: a superhero fights for a walkable city | The Urban Activist

Peatónito wears a Mexican wrestler mask, a cape and proclaims himself to be a superhero, who fights for pedestrian safety and a walkable Mexico City.

The Urban Activist
Show threadMegan Lynch (she/her)Oct 27
@cam And Bolivia's zebras! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQpdb8tclM
Last Week Tonight With John Oliver - Bolivian Zebras (part 1)

YouTube
Show threadEm & future cats 🇺🇦🐈🏳️‍🌈Oct 27
@meganL thank you for this it made my day ❣️😹
Show threadWilfried KlaebeOct 27
@cam I like him!
Show threadyour auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦Oct 27

look, we in the Caribe hispanoparlante all agree that domicanos are our crazy cousins.

Americans who think we Puerto Ricans are high energy have never met a dominicano. they’re just caffeine personified.

@cam

Show threadGabriel NOct 27

@blogdiva @cam I think he imitated Chavez in one of the cuts. Crazy.

You wouldn’t do that in Caracas, unless you want it to get beaten and shot.

Quite fun though!

Show threadLuebeckoOct 27
@cam
My hero 😃
Show threadRejinOct 27
@cam Lol, can he come to NYC and do that to car drivers 🙏🏽
Show threadBenjaminOct 27
@cam Glorious, no notes.
Show threadPatrickOct 27
@cam I didn’t know we need this here until now!
Show threadSuricatOct 27
@cam c'est fabuleux je rigole comme un couillon depuis tout à l'heure
Show threadbabble encatOct 27
@cam based
Show threadRicardo HarvinOct 27
@cam Some heroes bonk helmets 🤣
Show threadDomo 🦇  Oct 27
@cam as a pedestrian this is like my fantasy come true.
Show threadEm & future cats 🇺🇦🐈🏳️‍🌈Oct 27
@cam I always love seeing this guy 😹 the way he so easily hops onto and just walks from motorcycle to motorcycle bopping them on the head is masterful!😹
Show thread�Oct 27
@em_and_future_cats @cam if i did this, I would have three legs broken while only having two
Show threadEm & future cats 🇺🇦🐈🏳️‍🌈Oct 27
@utf_7 @cam 🤣
I would be in the same situation! 😹
Show threadAstridOct 27
@cam this is so nice
Show threadBishop Greer GodseyOct 27
@cam if I win the lottery, this would be me too!
Show threadJanOct 27
@cam
If you find this person and they do this in Munich, I'll buy you and them a beer. At Oktoberfest.
Show threadHenrik SundströmOct 27
@cam
LOL, very funny.
Can't rule out that it's staged however.
Show threadDavid POct 27

@cam

You've made my day

Show threadjohneOct 27
@cam Just came here to say not all heros wear capes
Show threadroodOct 27
@cam the hero we needed!
Show threadmyrmepropagandistOct 27

@cam

Now THATS how you clear a crosswalk.

I think if you just pass out little "bopper bats" to NYC pedestrians this would just become another part of the culture.

Show threadMaddad ☑️Oct 28

@cam

This is exactly whats needed in America lol 👍
Real action traffic control.😆

Show threadNazaniOct 28
@cam We need school crossing guards like this.
Show threadstephen ryner jr. 🦉Oct 28
@cam @GeekAndDad I love this so much! Thank you for sharing 😆
Show threadfrigginGlorious ✅Oct 28
@cam just boopin fools
Show threadMoyaOct 28

@cam
I have no idea what he said, but I understood every word!!!!

Megaphonic Squeaky Mallet Guy is the hero nobody knew they needed.

Show threadgarthoid (he/him)Oct 28

@cam

We need this guy in #Ottawa

Show threadDianora (Diane Bruce)Oct 28
@garthoid @cam Especially at night on Baseline.
Show threadJohn Francis 🇨🇦🦫🍁💪⬆️Oct 28
@Dianora @garthoid @cam something equivalent for illegally modified exhausts. Spray gas in their ears or something.
Show threadDianora (Diane Bruce)Oct 28
@johnefrancis @garthoid @cam They do love to do motorsports on various roads at 3 in the morning.
Show threadWTLOct 28
@johnefrancis @Dianora @garthoid @cam Spray-foam insulation in the tailpipes? 🤔
Show threadJohn Francis 🇨🇦🦫🍁💪⬆️Oct 28
@WTL @Dianora @garthoid @cam it needs the right combination of superficial performative violence, backed with with real, non-performative violence.
Show threadWTLOct 28
@johnefrancis @Dianora @garthoid @cam Sprayfoam and a kazoo?
Show threadDianora (Diane Bruce)Oct 28
@WTL @johnefrancis @garthoid @cam That would melt. How about steel wool?
Show threadArnim Sommer 🇪🇺Oct 28
@cam
'Little slaps on the back of the head increase the thinking ability'
Show threadJonathan SchofieldOct 28
@cam that bat to ukulele transition is perfection 😍
https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/115451004608202974
Show threadKaitoOct 28
@cam can we have this guy as our personal pedestrian crossing guard
Show threadloptaOct 28
@cam My son says "It looks like he's having the best time of his life there... I guess he likes bopping bike helmets!"
Show threadBen ToddOct 28

@cam

These are the type of heroes we need! 🤣

Show threadAdrian MoralesOct 28
@cam A job's a job, and what these people are doing is super important. Where I live, drivers will literally stop directly on top of the crossing or beyond it, which is insane. INSANE !!
Show threadNulla Crux Nulla CoronaOct 28
@cam Doing the lord's work
Show threadDana das Grau 🧙🏻🧝‍♂️Oct 29
@cam vehicle enforcement?
Show threadGeoWendOct 29
@cam …this person is glorious.
Show threadVerkehrshindernis 📎Oct 29
@cam
Love it! 😁
Very good idea 👍