Jonathan Schofield

@urlyman
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Cycling, designing,
coding, over-thinking.
Bit sweary.
Portsmouth, UK.

Luddite trying not to be po-faced
in the face of so much pođŸ’©

A JS trying to make his JS, CSS and HTML lean and kind.

“The times are urgent.
Let’s slow down.”
—Bayo Akomolafe

Header image is a panoramic view of Southsea seafront from the groyne built from imported Norwegian granite to protect the beach from longshore drift.

Profile image is a 50-something me behind a card box that says “Fragile, this way up”.

Helping to build
https://seethroughtogether.org
Micturition interpreterhttps://mastodon.social/@urlyman/113175303993039170
Green

A code demo by David O'Brien created on CodePen

CodePen

Reminder

If everyone has to identify who they are on the internet

It will be leaked

The chance of a long-term perfect record for keeping valuable data secret is: zero

(Perhaps also relatedly, having worked for quite a number of years in quantum computing, I've seen the harm that taking analogies literally can do to education. Analogies can be wonderful explanatory tools, but taking them literally means bringing a lot of approximations along for the ride. That's why I push back on things like "two places at once" that sound like factual descriptions, but that are actually extremely loose analogies.)
Contempt case against Palestine Action barrister creating ‘chilling effect’ https://www.declassifieduk.org/contempt-case-against-palestine-action-barrister-creating-chilling-effect/
Contempt case against Palestine Action barrister creating ‘chilling effect’

Leading lawyers say the proceedings against Rajiv Menon KC put the right to a fair trial at risk

Declassified UK
I think the menstrual cup is an amazing idea. But how are they going to determine the winner?

Gas supplier Equinor profits while we suffer

Britain’s biggest gas supplier, Equinor, raked in bumper profits of over £7 billion in the first three months of 2026.

https://socialistworker.co.uk/news/gas-supplier-equinor-profits-while-we-suffer/

Follows link to YouTube video.
Gets Graham Norton bollocking on about Revolut.

Graham Norton has become the new Nigel Farage pushing crypto

As a designer, I absolutely accept that the intent of some choices I make are not obvious to some people. However


When I deploy good contrast AND link underlines AND a clear link colour convention (and don’t pollute either of the latter two by using them on things which are not links)


there’s only so much that can reasonably be done to say “Hey, I’m a link”.

If people will not explore what is right in front of them, that’s something I cannot fix


This👆is a sardonic quip, not an actual binary 👇

https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/116527046897803439

Calvin Robinson is proof that God doesn’t exist