👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹gm masto-tooters — is there a culture of preserving unhinged toots as copypastas over here? like on bsky we have classics like #fuckaas bitch and “you wouldn’t last three seconds in my mom’s vagina” for example. if we do preserve said toots for posterity, is there a specific hashtag or what’s the best way on here?
you@brit I've never really seen the sort of post so unhinged here that it merited its own louvre
@commiebastard it's not something i've heard of mastodon be known for, but it felt fair to ask lol. especially if more people do start to come over.
St. ÐøøM@brit @commiebastard Misson: Updated
PakledThePakled@commiebastard @brit The Gaggenheim?
@PakledThePakled @brit it's kind of a mid level museum of art, maybe like the topeka museum of art or something if that is a thing
@commiebastard @brit we had:
Museum Of Bad Art – art too bad to be ignored https://share.google/fdPwwuafEhWmOfLXa
Adrian DogpenisTootenkhamun's Tomb
Hollywood Hill@brit bsky has the louvre. Masto needs a MOMA
Log 🪵@log so here’s some examples of unhinged skeets from bsky that were essentially the result of people getting weirdly worked up about shit when arguing online:
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Jean Luc Bacardi@brit the "I miss her terribly" at the end of the dead mom's vagina one always sends me into fucking orbit, gotta close my office door every time I see it so my coworkers don't ask
comrade@nowarbutclasswar @brit I think on Fedi it would have to at least be a Lowe's.
@log @nowarbutclasswar menards strikes me more as the franchise that could fediverse
@brit @nowarbutclasswar Menard's has an (R) contributor owner. Worse than Home Depot in that respect.
@nowarbutclasswar @log oh god i cannot handle bad news about fleet farm
@nowarbutclasswar @brit Blain's is nearly apolitical, with no lobbying and principals contributing well below the cap. No boycott recommendation there.
sheeven shpielberg 🏳️🌈@brit @log @nowarbutclasswar something i noticed about menards is they seem to always put the Lights Section right up next to the front window.
i assume it's some trip menard is on
arcadus (they/them)@sheev @brit @log @nowarbutclasswar menards is a store? it’s not how Scottish people/pirates talk about their balls?
Electrichead@nowarbutclasswar @arcadus @sheev @brit @log when the old guy from the commercials died, they replaced him with some lady, and she can get it imo
ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️@Electrichead @nowarbutclasswar @arcadus @sheev @brit @log SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENAAAAARDS
my dad used to exclusively buy her jeans at Menards. im so glad she finally came out and started buying clothes at clothing stores instead
Jonbenét Rumsfeld@yaya @Electrichead @nowarbutclasswar @arcadus @sheev @brit @log
see when i hear "menards" this is what plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0G-H8FZbic
YOU OWE YOURSELF AN EVENING AT MINARDS SPAGHETTI INN!
Minard's Spaghetti Inn "Spaghetti Fest"
canning jars@yaya @Electrichead @nowarbutclasswar @arcadus @sheev @brit @log I literally just ran to Menard’s during lunch
@nowarbutclasswar @log that and the self-dox & dude actually going there to fight
it was our “meet me in temecula” moment
medium rare bird
The Jonestown Jamboree@brit @log I forgot about the mom's vagina guy lol.
I wish I still had access to the posts with the NYC dog-cum beer guy @zeph and I tag teamed. He was big ass mad when I posted flipped versions of his pics saying I was a the bar he was at but he chickened out. Also that his "hire me for web design" website sucked because his https was broken.
Good times.
@log @brit @zeph Some shitlib was reee!'ing out about something and dropped the "none of you have the balls to say that to my face!" and posted that he was going to be at some bar in Brooklyn. People told him he was full of shit and he posted pics of their little patio outdoor area including a glass of really pale hazy beer that someone referred to as dog-cum, which of course stuck and made him lose it every time someone said he was drinking dog cum.
I told him I'd be right down and after a time posted lazily flipped copies of his original patio pics including the beer pic to which people said looked like a tasty glass of beer.
Guy went apoplectic at that point. Probably one of the hardest I laughed.
He was all "but those are my pictures you just flipped them you're not even here!". Even the wording was mirrored. But people were all "oh, big man didn't show up" which made him go berserk.
@zeph then pointed out that his original pics were flipped copies of my (stolen flipped) pics. So now he was a dog-cum drinking, chicken shit, photo thief, scam web designer and that was about when I think a friend or family member got him to just delete his account.
Zeph@thejonestownjamboree @brit @log oh my god i'd forgotten all about that, he kept getting so made about his broke ass website, how much dog cum he was drinking, and that he got tricked by his own photos.
I have a massive screenshot folder i'll take a look in, there may be some gems
@zeph @thejonestownjamboree @log as he should be upset about his own choices to drink dog cum because like what the heck
jheya
FloOoOozies 👻@thejonestownjamboree @brit @log @zeph you all are making it very difficult to work today, please continue
@jfloozie @thejonestownjamboree @brit @log while i look through my screenshot folder please enjoy a couple of my faves i found
@zeph @jfloozie @thejonestownjamboree @log VEGAN PETE!
ooooh -- that reminds me of the banger i found from das the other day
Itsdoug!