gm masto-tooters — is there a culture of preserving unhinged toots as copypastas over here? like on bsky we have classics like #fuckaas bitch and “you wouldn’t last three seconds in my mom’s vagina” for example. if we do preserve said toots for posterity, is there a specific hashtag or what’s the best way on here?
@brit What's an unhinged toot? Like when Beige.Party Alice goes full hot dog?
@log so here’s some examples of unhinged skeets from bsky that were essentially the result of people getting weirdly worked up about shit when arguing online:
@brit @log what brought the Home Depot situation from the hall of fame into immortality was the misspelling of fuckaas
@nowarbutclasswar @brit I think on Fedi it would have to at least be a Lowe's.
@log @nowarbutclasswar menards strikes me more as the franchise that could fediverse
@brit @log and that's just the lumber yard
@brit @nowarbutclasswar Menard's has an (R) contributor owner. Worse than Home Depot in that respect.
@brit @log wait, what about farm & fleet, or is that too regional
@nowarbutclasswar @log oh god i cannot handle bad news about fleet farm
@brit @log smelled like tires and sold cheap jeans to poor people (me) in the 80s
@brit @log well, not to me, to my parents, I'm not that fuckin old
@nowarbutclasswar @brit Blain's is nearly apolitical, with no lobbying and principals contributing well below the cap. No boycott recommendation there.

@brit @log @nowarbutclasswar something i noticed about menards is they seem to always put the Lights Section right up next to the front window.

i assume it's some trip menard is on

@sheev @brit @log @nowarbutclasswar menards is a store? it’s not how Scottish people/pirates talk about their balls?
@arcadus @sheev @brit @log you'll save big money. You'll save big money. When you shop Menards
@nowarbutclasswar @arcadus @sheev @brit @log when the old guy from the commercials died, they replaced him with some lady, and she can get it imo

@Electrichead @nowarbutclasswar @arcadus @sheev @brit @log SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENAAAAARDS

my dad used to exclusively buy her jeans at Menards. im so glad she finally came out and started buying clothes at clothing stores instead

@yaya @Electrichead @nowarbutclasswar @arcadus @sheev @brit @log

see when i hear "menards" this is what plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0G-H8FZbic

YOU OWE YOURSELF AN EVENING AT MINARDS SPAGHETTI INN!

Minard's Spaghetti Inn "Spaghetti Fest"

YouTube
@yaya @Electrichead @nowarbutclasswar @arcadus @sheev @brit @log I literally just ran to Menard’s during lunch
@arcadus @sheev @brit @nowarbutclasswar I think the one in Edinburgh is called Bawbag's.

@nowarbutclasswar @log that and the self-dox & dude actually going there to fight

it was our “meet me in temecula” moment

@nowarbutclasswar @brit @log bruhhh I thought y'all were just dutch or something
@migratory @brit @log literally laughed out loud