sheeven shpielberg πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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bsky peeps, maybe look for homies in #fuckaas

writing stuff, being anonymous, they/he, 38
AuDHD. sober stoner.
might seem like kind of a bit.
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i’m here you #fuckaas bitch

(so follow me)

I've been on Mastodon for a while since Bluesky has kept banning me (about seven or eight times now, IIRC), but I'll #fuckaas anyway in case I can pick up any stray moots that haven't followed me yet
If you're pure of heart, cigarettes don't hurt you
i’m boosting your toots, i’m resharting your rips, i’m crossposting your cropdusts
@jewkrainian hey phil's here!! πŸ₯³
@sheev this is bugslop, welcome to the trough

@geraspencie

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@sheev I'm just imagining a man, bald in nature, about 6 feet on the dot, brown pants, white shirt, t-posing in the sky in the stratosphere with a big sign that says "Man" on his head.

He is Man, and he hears your concerns

when I'm talking to trans lady homies, i'm always hyper-aware of when I address the rhetorical man; as in: "oh man this sucks." i'm basically never forgetting not to say that, not because i think they'd misconstrue me β€” it'd be fine (probably..) β€” it's just awkward every time, i feel.

but i think about the rhetorical man a lot.

who are we addressing when we say "man" to no one?

i think we should tell people it's jesus.

@sheev we are all sitting at the cool kids table, you're welcome!