Jonbenét Rumsfeld

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lil orphan despot ™️
mommy and trainwreck

theres a specter haunting the USA *rips massive loud wet fart*

werdsthey/them
favorite soopbeer cheese
current locationAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
factionkhajiit skooma tent

i just figured it out

I keep getting suspended because will stancil reports me anytime i knock over his juice

oh hes never gonna make it in politics

2025 was bad but at least charlie kirk's neck exploded
quirked up white boy with a broomstick in his hand busts it down thumpety style... is he goated with the old silk hat?
bong zoom
im gonna goon
welp
i might be cancelled
The CDC is about to ban laughter because they heard it’s the best medicine.