Ugh okay we’re doing this. Doomkick is a sex pest and says some very not okay shit to women. There are fistfuls of people who will comment and I don’t even have to tag anyone. How would y’all like to proceed as a community

Tonight I made minestrone. It was definitely better homemade.

Social media replies be like

Gonna make myself a voodoo doll of myself and give it a blowjob

I recently learned that Low Quality Facts is the 62nd largest account on Mastodon. I'd love to be number 61, but my archnemesis Jeff Jarvis is standing in my way. Jeff has been a thorn in my side since the day I was born. He has made it his life's mission to destroy me.

you can just ditch gender altogether and not be tethered by society’s expectations if you wanna