👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹gm masto-tooters — is there a culture of preserving unhinged toots as copypastas over here? like on bsky we have classics like #fuckaas bitch and “you wouldn’t last three seconds in my mom’s vagina” for example. if we do preserve said toots for posterity, is there a specific hashtag or what’s the best way on here?
Log 🪵@log so here’s some examples of unhinged skeets from bsky that were essentially the result of people getting weirdly worked up about shit when arguing online:
The Jonestown Jamboree@brit @log I forgot about the mom's vagina guy lol.
I wish I still had access to the posts with the NYC dog-cum beer guy @zeph and I tag teamed. He was big ass mad when I posted flipped versions of his pics saying I was a the bar he was at but he chickened out. Also that his "hire me for web design" website sucked because his https was broken.
Good times.
@log @brit @zeph Some shitlib was reee!'ing out about something and dropped the "none of you have the balls to say that to my face!" and posted that he was going to be at some bar in Brooklyn. People told him he was full of shit and he posted pics of their little patio outdoor area including a glass of really pale hazy beer that someone referred to as dog-cum, which of course stuck and made him lose it every time someone said he was drinking dog cum.
I told him I'd be right down and after a time posted lazily flipped copies of his original patio pics including the beer pic to which people said looked like a tasty glass of beer.
Guy went apoplectic at that point. Probably one of the hardest I laughed.
He was all "but those are my pictures you just flipped them you're not even here!". Even the wording was mirrored. But people were all "oh, big man didn't show up" which made him go berserk.
@zeph then pointed out that his original pics were flipped copies of my (stolen flipped) pics. So now he was a dog-cum drinking, chicken shit, photo thief, scam web designer and that was about when I think a friend or family member got him to just delete his account.
Zeph@thejonestownjamboree @brit @log oh my god i'd forgotten all about that, he kept getting so made about his broke ass website, how much dog cum he was drinking, and that he got tricked by his own photos.
I have a massive screenshot folder i'll take a look in, there may be some gems
@zeph @thejonestownjamboree @log as he should be upset about his own choices to drink dog cum because like what the heck
jheya
FloOoOozies 👻@thejonestownjamboree @brit @log @zeph you all are making it very difficult to work today, please continue
@jfloozie @thejonestownjamboree @brit @log while i look through my screenshot folder please enjoy a couple of my faves i found
@zeph @jfloozie @thejonestownjamboree @log VEGAN PETE!
ooooh -- that reminds me of the banger i found from das the other day
Itsdoug!
sophia ♥️@sophamir that was his rationale for why he should be able to have slurs be his autistic special interest