Amerigo BenaseraI am so very sorry but my BiL just sent me this....
Mat BAside from everything that comes out of this guy's mouth (and what fucking accent is that?), I'm also intrigued by his hair. The boys got a mullet but this video is a tease. Just a glimpse of weekend warrior.
Front mullet, like side boob, hints but doesn't give away all the secrets.
Nick@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain
He's like the long lost Australian brother of the Dad from the incredibly irritating Famlee or whatever they were called (remember them? creepy dance videos with the dad and 2 adult sons. Absolute whoppers).
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain
I remember seeing them doing videos outside their house and thinking exactly the same.
"Look lovely, the whopper family are up to their attention seeking again. Get the hose out".
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
They're so fascinating
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Imagine all of the practice
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
5 6 7 8.....no no NO, Steve (I imagine one of them is called Steve)! It's foot foot foot lunge! Let's take it from the top again....
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Exhausting.
It's the inane grins that drive me mad. Demented. I'm not a violent person but I just want to slap them all, but the dad is the worst of the lot.
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
I regret to inform you I recognise his energy within myself sometimes. It's like looking at a distorted reflection in a horror hall of mirrors.
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Don't you dare equate your genius to his madness. Not having that.
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
I lost myself in the AltText here. I think I was trying to suggest that one of us is the evil version of the other.
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @the_etrain
You, dressed as bad Superman, railing former worlds strongest man Geoff Capes is not the most disturbing mental image in this thread.
@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain You do like them when they’ve been in the ground a while first.
Staff Chief of Joints
econads
internetsdairy@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain presumably these guys are making some bank from their videos now and are hence trapped in churning out content for the forseeable?
@internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7g3d308e4o
"The videos are well polished; they're meticulously thought through. There's a lot that goes into it," says Harrison.
"It's meant to be natural, to look fun, but there's a lot of time that goes into it."
Travis says that while studying at Leeds Beckett University, he came home every weekend to make the videos "because I knew that I wanted to do this full-time"
@Nickiquote @internetsdairy @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain
I mean - in a world where Mr Tumble and The Wiggles exist, who's to say this madcap bunch of absolute lads bringing joy to people on the Internet is a bad thing. Sure the joy they bring is that we all universally hate them and love finding new ways to show this, but what is joy if not talking about just how much we all hate people who look happy.
@Nickiquote @internetsdairy @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain
Like I always say..... Imagine having sex with the dad
Charlotte Walker@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @internetsdairy @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain You actually just said that, huh?
@purplepadma @TheBreadmonkey @internetsdairy @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain Not to drag out the Benlore, we’ve previously established that Ben was adopted by Maxi Jazz who he also regularly has sex with, despite Maxi Jazz being dead.
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)@Nickiquote @purplepadma @TheBreadmonkey @internetsdairy @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain this was exactly the wrong point for me to look at my timeline.
@purplepadma @TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @internetsdairy @the_etrain
And I thought today couldn't get any worse after remembering this lot. But it has. I dare not sleep again for fear of this creeping into my dreams.
@purplepadma @Nickiquote @internetsdairy @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain
I always say it. I long for the touch of another human being.
αxel simon ↙︎↙︎↙︎@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @internetsdairy @the_etrain
My new tattoo just dropped. Might get a decal for the kitchen wall a la Live Love Laugh.
"What is joy if not talking about just how much we all hate people who look happy"
@internetsdairy @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Let's hope so. Let's hope they do a whimsical funeral for the dad.
Colin H.@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain It's a bit mean of you to post this video and, I presume, cut out the punchline/funny bit.
@GlasWolf @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Didn't occur to me there might be a punchline. What do you think it might be? We discover they are the saviours of humankind? Camera pans to mum and it turns out it's Russ Abbot?
Heather@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain Because we can do everything involved in producing this video but god help us if we're asked to cut up a potato or - dread - put something in a roasting dish in the oven. Or am I just being a killjoy? I'm probably being a killjoy. Soz.
@callunavulgaris @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
I DID A DANCE MAKE ME SOME DINNER
@TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Synchronised patriarchy.
@TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
I'm very sorry but he keeps sending these to me and I don't know what else to do except pass them onto you.
@TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Can we call someone. I'm not sure he's OK.
@TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Australia still doesn't feel far enough away from him. Genuinely frightening.
Hedgewizard 🐈@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
I am guessing he had a messy breakup recently and looks back on all the stuff he was doing last year and thinks 'Jesus I was off the rails. Thank God I'm normal again now'
I am guessing he had a messy breakup recently and looks back on all the stuff he was doing last year and thinks 'Jesus I was off the rails. Thank God I'm normal again now'
@Hedgewizard @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Poor chap. Probably drinking creme de banane and getting trapped in beanbags.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @Hedgewizard @callunavulgaris @the_etrain
I'm there right now
@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @Hedgewizard @callunavulgaris @the_etrain Can someone local pop round and unzip Mat?
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @Hedgewizard @callunavulgaris @the_etrain
I'm trapped ON a beanbag, not IN a beanbag. I need a hand getting up is all.
Wednesdays I need unzipping, if the safe word is shouted, amidst all those tiny polystyrene beads, to get me out of the electrostatically charged cocoon of, the aforementioned beanbag.
What was happening on the beanbag is not my concern. Not yours.
You ask a lot of questions.
@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote
This is the worst one yet for so many reasons.
This is the worst one yet for so many reasons.
blueorangeblue@the_etrain @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote he just doesn't seem like a regular guy any more 😟
@the_etrain @blueorangeblue @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris Stop stankin’ my gaaame.
for a day, while . . . 🗽@Nickiquote @blueorangeblue @the_etrain @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris
that's gonna fool the facial recognition . . .
Luka Rubinjoni@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain Please, CW whatever this is.
@rubinjoni @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @the_etrain CW: Messy Fridge; Popular Catchphrases
@Nickiquote @rubinjoni @TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @the_etrain
Messy fridge sounds like a sex move.
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @the_etrain More reasons to CW it. Especially if Goku's in the butter.
@rubinjoni @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @callunavulgaris @the_etrain
Goku in the butter sounds like a sex move.
@rubinjoni @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @the_etrain
"Goku's in the butter" is what you exclaim whilst receiving a Messy Fridge.
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @the_etrain You must do it in Front Mullet Guy's™ voice.
@rubinjoni @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @the_etrain
I've definitely been on here too long today.
*Ray Winstone voice*
"When the sex move chat starts, stop!"
Anarchic Teapot ⚧️@Nickiquote @rubinjoni @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @the_etrain And mullet. Always CW a mullet
@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
oh, no . . . can we filter by face, yet . . . ?