@TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain

Aside from everything that comes out of this guy's mouth (and what fucking accent is that?), I'm also intrigued by his hair. The boys got a mullet but this video is a tease. Just a glimpse of weekend warrior.

Front mullet, like side boob, hints but doesn't give away all the secrets.

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain

He's like the long lost Australian brother of the Dad from the incredibly irritating Famlee or whatever they were called (remember them? creepy dance videos with the dad and 2 adult sons. Absolute whoppers).

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain

I remember seeing them doing videos outside their house and thinking exactly the same.

"Look lovely, the whopper family are up to their attention seeking again. Get the hose out".

@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain

They're so fascinating

@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain

Imagine all of the practice

@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain

5 6 7 8.....no no NO, Steve (I imagine one of them is called Steve)! It's foot foot foot lunge! Let's take it from the top again....

@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @the_etrain

Exhausting.

It's the inane grins that drive me mad. Demented. I'm not a violent person but I just want to slap them all, but the dad is the worst of the lot.

@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain

I regret to inform you I recognise his energy within myself sometimes. It's like looking at a distorted reflection in a horror hall of mirrors.

@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @the_etrain

Don't you dare equate your genius to his madness. Not having that.