Ben & ten thousand pigsI am so very sorry but my BiL just sent me this....
Mat BAside from everything that comes out of this guy's mouth (and what fucking accent is that?), I'm also intrigued by his hair. The boys got a mullet but this video is a tease. Just a glimpse of weekend warrior.
Front mullet, like side boob, hints but doesn't give away all the secrets.
Nick@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain
He's like the long lost Australian brother of the Dad from the incredibly irritating Famlee or whatever they were called (remember them? creepy dance videos with the dad and 2 adult sons. Absolute whoppers).
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain
I remember seeing them doing videos outside their house and thinking exactly the same.
"Look lovely, the whopper family are up to their attention seeking again. Get the hose out".
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
They're so fascinating
Heather@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain Because we can do everything involved in producing this video but god help us if we're asked to cut up a potato or - dread - put something in a roasting dish in the oven. Or am I just being a killjoy? I'm probably being a killjoy. Soz.
@callunavulgaris @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
I DID A DANCE MAKE ME SOME DINNER
@TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Synchronised patriarchy.
@TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
I'm very sorry but he keeps sending these to me and I don't know what else to do except pass them onto you.
@TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Can we call someone. I'm not sure he's OK.
@TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Australia still doesn't feel far enough away from him. Genuinely frightening.
Hedgewizard 🐈@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
I am guessing he had a messy breakup recently and looks back on all the stuff he was doing last year and thinks 'Jesus I was off the rails. Thank God I'm normal again now'
I am guessing he had a messy breakup recently and looks back on all the stuff he was doing last year and thinks 'Jesus I was off the rails. Thank God I'm normal again now'
@Hedgewizard @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Poor chap. Probably drinking creme de banane and getting trapped in beanbags.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @Hedgewizard @callunavulgaris @the_etrain
I'm there right now
@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @Hedgewizard @callunavulgaris @the_etrain Can someone local pop round and unzip Mat?
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @Hedgewizard @callunavulgaris @the_etrain
I'm trapped ON a beanbag, not IN a beanbag. I need a hand getting up is all.
Wednesdays I need unzipping, if the safe word is shouted, amidst all those tiny polystyrene beads, to get me out of the electrostatically charged cocoon of, the aforementioned beanbag.
What was happening on the beanbag is not my concern. Not yours.
You ask a lot of questions.
Staff Chief of Joints@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote
This is the worst one yet for so many reasons.
This is the worst one yet for so many reasons.
blueorangeblue@the_etrain @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote he just doesn't seem like a regular guy any more 😟
@the_etrain @blueorangeblue @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris Stop stankin’ my gaaame.
for a day, while . . . 🗽@Nickiquote @blueorangeblue @the_etrain @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris
that's gonna fool the facial recognition . . .
Luka Rubinjoni@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain Please, CW whatever this is.
@rubinjoni @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @the_etrain CW: Messy Fridge; Popular Catchphrases
@Nickiquote @rubinjoni @TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @the_etrain
Messy fridge sounds like a sex move.
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @the_etrain More reasons to CW it. Especially if Goku's in the butter.
@rubinjoni @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @callunavulgaris @the_etrain
Goku in the butter sounds like a sex move.
@rubinjoni @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @the_etrain
"Goku's in the butter" is what you exclaim whilst receiving a Messy Fridge.
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @the_etrain You must do it in Front Mullet Guy's™ voice.
@rubinjoni @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @callunavulgaris @the_etrain
I've definitely been on here too long today.
*Ray Winstone voice*
"When the sex move chat starts, stop!"
Anarchic Teapot ⚧️@Nickiquote @rubinjoni @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @the_etrain And mullet. Always CW a mullet
@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @callunavulgaris @Nickiquote @the_etrain
oh, no . . . can we filter by face, yet . . . ?