Hedgewizard 🐈

@Hedgewizard@beige.party
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Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Sometime writer, reluctant Dungeon Master, stressbaker, pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him.

Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed.

Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.

ネコ飛出し注意 (neko tobidashi chΕ«i) Means β€œwatch for cats darting out” and we need more signs like this.

#catfood flavors #cats would choose

Number four: Forbidden chocolate

@luigirenna Hi! I made it into an icon for you! Here's to all the LGBTQUIA+ cat people!
Apologies for the delay to travelers flying between Christchurch and Auckland this morning but the security person had confused Paddington with Winnie the Pooh and NEEDED TO HAVE THIS CLEARED UP FOR HIM

DM (adjusting screen)

"On each side of the ancient door is a pillar, and on top of each pillar is a cat. When you ask each cat if it has been fed yet, the cat on the LEFT always says it has not: whereas the cat on the RIGHT also says it has not. This is no use to you, so you are doomed to wander the labyrinth forever. That's cats for you, I guess. Roll up new sheets for next time, people"

#caturday #cats

Sven (puts coffee cup down): Not again!

I promise this was not intentional. He walked over my daughter's freshly painted rainbow, and now I have a furry LGBTQ+ icon cat.

#catsofmastodon

The Tardy Boys mysteries
#MakeABookLate #HashTagGames