BenI am so very sorry but my BiL just sent me this....
Mat BAside from everything that comes out of this guy's mouth (and what fucking accent is that?), I'm also intrigued by his hair. The boys got a mullet but this video is a tease. Just a glimpse of weekend warrior.
Front mullet, like side boob, hints but doesn't give away all the secrets.
Nick@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain
He's like the long lost Australian brother of the Dad from the incredibly irritating Famlee or whatever they were called (remember them? creepy dance videos with the dad and 2 adult sons. Absolute whoppers).
@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain He definitely looked like the type of guy who would fart then say “pardon my peaches”.
Staff Chief of Joints@Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain
THEY'RE STILL GOING!
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating
Why do I feel like Dane Cook has something to do with this?
Why do I feel like Dane Cook has something to do with this?
@the_etrain @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating
I don't know who Dane Cook is and thought you were talking about Dane Bowers
@the_etrain @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating
This is the sort of trans-Atlantic chat people know and love us for
blueorangeblue
@blueorangeblue @the_etrain @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating
Ah, Victoria Beckham. Whatever happened to her? Obscurity now.
@TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating Out of Your Mind has not aged well 👴👵 (emojis for Dane and Vicki)
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @TwoClownsEating when was the Great British Public (GBP) ever wrong?
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating
And I have no idea who Dane Bowers is, so I guess we're even.
And I have no idea who Dane Bowers is, so I guess we're even.
@the_etrain @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating
Early 2000s boyband gone solo fodder. Think massive white coats and sunglasses and spiky hair. Went out with our most famous glamour model.
internetsdairy@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @the_etrain
We've got mobs terrifying asylum seekers in temporary accommodation and these fuckers remain at large, unhassled. Broken Britain.
@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain Reform’s first cabinet-of-all-the-talents will include all three of these, the sausage roll family, Captain Tom’s daughter and Noel Edmonds.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain
I am unaware of the sausage roll family. I suspect, being in such esteemed company here, I have dodged a bullet.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain
LOL, nope. I live under a rock and this is not encouraging me to come out.
@Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain
There is a family of sausage rolls who had 5 number ones?
@Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain
I have zero recollection of this
LadBaby | Sausage Rolls for Everyone (Official Music Video) - featuring @EdSheeran & @EltonJohn
swisslet@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain this guy is local to me. He walks around with a Nottingham Forest shirt with “Ladbaby” on the back.
Ugh.
No thanks.
Ugh.
No thanks.
@the_etrain @TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote
Me neither. No siree.
@TwoClownsEating @the_etrain @Nickiquote
I did it so you wouldn't have to. Like jesus.
Curious@curiously @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain
Sounds like it 
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
I actually also don't know the sausage roll family. Are they related to the cat bin lady?
@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain The Cat Bin Lady was 15 years ago Ben. She’s served her time. Let it go.
@Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain
Fuckn Cat Bin Lady. We will never forget. It's why everyone wears the poppies.
Furbland's Very Cool Mastodon™@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain ben the accident was 20 years ago none of us are real you need to let go
@GroupNebula563 @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain
Oh god I knew this was going to happen
DIDN'T I SAY
David Cohen@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain Let it go - like she did with the cat into the bottom of the bin?
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain
I remember seeing them doing videos outside their house and thinking exactly the same.
"Look lovely, the whopper family are up to their attention seeking again. Get the hose out".
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
They're so fascinating
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Imagine all of the practice
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
5 6 7 8.....no no NO, Steve (I imagine one of them is called Steve)! It's foot foot foot lunge! Let's take it from the top again....
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Exhausting.
It's the inane grins that drive me mad. Demented. I'm not a violent person but I just want to slap them all, but the dad is the worst of the lot.
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
I regret to inform you I recognise his energy within myself sometimes. It's like looking at a distorted reflection in a horror hall of mirrors.
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @the_etrain
Don't you dare equate your genius to his madness. Not having that.
@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain
I lost myself in the AltText here. I think I was trying to suggest that one of us is the evil version of the other.
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @the_etrain
You, dressed as bad Superman, railing former worlds strongest man Geoff Capes is not the most disturbing mental image in this thread.
@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain You do like them when they’ve been in the ground a while first.
econads@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain presumably these guys are making some bank from their videos now and are hence trapped in churning out content for the forseeable?
@internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7g3d308e4o
"The videos are well polished; they're meticulously thought through. There's a lot that goes into it," says Harrison.
"It's meant to be natural, to look fun, but there's a lot of time that goes into it."
Travis says that while studying at Leeds Beckett University, he came home every weekend to make the videos "because I knew that I wanted to do this full-time"
@Nickiquote @internetsdairy @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain
I mean - in a world where Mr Tumble and The Wiggles exist, who's to say this madcap bunch of absolute lads bringing joy to people on the Internet is a bad thing. Sure the joy they bring is that we all universally hate them and love finding new ways to show this, but what is joy if not talking about just how much we all hate people who look happy.
@Nickiquote @internetsdairy @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain
Like I always say..... Imagine having sex with the dad
Charlotte Walker@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @internetsdairy @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain You actually just said that, huh?