@the_etrain

I am so very sorry but my BiL just sent me this....

@TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain

Aside from everything that comes out of this guy's mouth (and what fucking accent is that?), I'm also intrigued by his hair. The boys got a mullet but this video is a tease. Just a glimpse of weekend warrior.

Front mullet, like side boob, hints but doesn't give away all the secrets.

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain It’s like an Australian DJ voice, like Jono Coleman.

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain

He's like the long lost Australian brother of the Dad from the incredibly irritating Famlee or whatever they were called (remember them? creepy dance videos with the dad and 2 adult sons. Absolute whoppers).

@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain God, imagine living next door to those fuckers.

@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @the_etrain

We've got mobs terrifying asylum seekers in temporary accommodation and these fuckers remain at large, unhassled. Broken Britain.

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain Reform’s first cabinet-of-all-the-talents will include all three of these, the sausage roll family, Captain Tom’s daughter and Noel Edmonds.

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain

I am unaware of the sausage roll family. I suspect, being in such esteemed company here, I have dodged a bullet.

@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain

I actually also don't know the sausage roll family. Are they related to the cat bin lady?

@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain The Cat Bin Lady was 15 years ago Ben. She’s served her time. Let it go.

@Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain

Fuckn Cat Bin Lady. We will never forget. It's why everyone wears the poppies.

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain ben the accident was 20 years ago none of us are real you need to let go
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain Let it go - like she did with the cat into the bottom of the bin?