@the_etrain

I am so very sorry but my BiL just sent me this....

@TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain

Aside from everything that comes out of this guy's mouth (and what fucking accent is that?), I'm also intrigued by his hair. The boys got a mullet but this video is a tease. Just a glimpse of weekend warrior.

Front mullet, like side boob, hints but doesn't give away all the secrets.

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain It’s like an Australian DJ voice, like Jono Coleman.

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain

He's like the long lost Australian brother of the Dad from the incredibly irritating Famlee or whatever they were called (remember them? creepy dance videos with the dad and 2 adult sons. Absolute whoppers).

@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain God, imagine living next door to those fuckers.
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating
Why do I feel like Dane Cook has something to do with this?

@the_etrain @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating

I don't know who Dane Cook is and thought you were talking about Dane Bowers

@the_etrain @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating

This is the sort of trans-Atlantic chat people know and love us for

Dane Bowers claims he and Victoria Beckham were robbed of No1 spot in boozy chart battle...

IT WAS the chart defeat that hit Victoria Beckham’s reputation nearly as hard as a furlough U-turn. And two decades after the Spice Girl’s dreams of a debut solo No1 single were shattered, her coll…

The Sun

@blueorangeblue @the_etrain @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating

Ah, Victoria Beckham. Whatever happened to her? Obscurity now.

@TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating Out of Your Mind has not aged well 👴👵 (emojis for Dane and Vicki)
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating
And I have no idea who Dane Bowers is, so I guess we're even.

@the_etrain @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating

Early 2000s boyband gone solo fodder. Think massive white coats and sunglasses and spiky hair. Went out with our most famous glamour model.

@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote @the_etrain

We've got mobs terrifying asylum seekers in temporary accommodation and these fuckers remain at large, unhassled. Broken Britain.

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain Reform’s first cabinet-of-all-the-talents will include all three of these, the sausage roll family, Captain Tom’s daughter and Noel Edmonds.

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain

I am unaware of the sausage roll family. I suspect, being in such esteemed company here, I have dodged a bullet.

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain Oh you know, the ones who had 5 Christmas Number Ones.

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @the_etrain

LOL, nope. I live under a rock and this is not encouraging me to come out.

@Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain

There is a family of sausage rolls who had 5 number ones?

LadBaby | Sausage Rolls for Everyone (Official Music Video) - featuring @EdSheeran & @EltonJohn

YouTube

@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @the_etrain

I actually also don't know the sausage roll family. Are they related to the cat bin lady?

@TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain The Cat Bin Lady was 15 years ago Ben. She’s served her time. Let it go.

@Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain

Fuckn Cat Bin Lady. We will never forget. It's why everyone wears the poppies.

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain ben the accident was 20 years ago none of us are real you need to let go
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @TwoClownsEating @the_etrain Let it go - like she did with the cat into the bottom of the bin?