If Trump arrests Putin in Alaska and flies him to The Hague, THEN he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

Please spread the word.

@randahl I’m just saying…them both in the same place at the same time—mother nature could do the funniest thing ever.
@Sonikku @randahl A three week freak snowstorm that forces them to huddle in a cabin together?
@randahl I would find it difficult since the US does not recognize ICC jurisdiction...
@lit @randahl Trump _is_ the president least likely to care what the US government officially recognizes… (The thing that makes this scenario unbelievable is his established admiration for crooked strongmen.)
@randahl NO, He has to invite Netanyahou to attend the meeting and then he delivers them both 😉

@nizarus @randahl In person.

Oops…

@su_liam @nizarus @randahl Discount in prison cells this summer : you get three for the price of two ! Don't miss out !
@randahl one should show him the Russian billboards with 'Alaska is ours'

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Unfortunately it is just as likely that #putin would take the opportunity to seize #alaska after staging an uprising of some kind through local proxies!

@djr2024 @randahl That would not be anything Putin hasn't already tried in Ukraine
@randahl what a twist in the plot 😂😂

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And if he's shot in the ear again during the operation I would even respect him for his sacrifice

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Trump is weak, he's a loser. Everything he does is just for show. He has no backbone, no courage, no assertiveness, and no plan. You can't rely on him in the slightest, and you definitely can't trust him. All his grand announcements are just smoke and mirrors. In other words, they are completely worthless. What's more, he is corrupt and egocentric in every respect, which makes him susceptible to flattery and attempts to bribe him. He is a cockroach.
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That's grossly insulting to cockroaches

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donny is going to just give Alaska back to russia

@samiamsam @randahl Came here to say the exact same thing.

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The Hague police would have to arrest Trump when he arrives.

@trabex so what?
That's a pro argument. Keep them both.

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Randahl, you're a funny guy.

@randahl Legally speaking, would that be allowed?
@bart Yes. Look at what happened to Duterte.
@randahl Duterte's case is different, he was not a head of state on a diplomatic visit when he was arrested. But it looks like you are right, there is no special immunity for heads of state in the Rome Statute. Based.
@randahl that might be the best con in registered history.
And he is the greatest con-artist out there, so who knows
@randahl Trump should drop himself off in the Hague too for good measure!
@randahl ...But Trump remains a stupid, clueless, lying, deceitful, money- and power-hungry, sexist, selfish, and fascist asshole...and that should never, ever be honored!

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If Trump arrests Putin in Alaska and flies him to The Hague, THEN he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

Trumps reaction will for sure be Chicken TACO

Putin is good for business, see all the highly profitable weapons sales.

The crappy usa economy is war driven. Most civil us products are not worth buying, some like Tesla death traps.
Others gas guzzling monster trucks for those without brains or balls. They buy for compensation.

@randahl We'll be waiting for them both! 😀 🇳🇱
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If he arrested #Putin, #Netanyahu, *and* #Chinese 🇨🇳 #dictator #Xi_Jinping (#習近平), it would be a good thing, but he *still* wouldn't deserve the #Nobel_Peace_Prize. 🤔
@randahl I wonder how much of Alaska Trump is going to give to Putin.
@randahl Trump’s greatest single pathological fear is to be seen as weak. That is the lever with which to move him on the issue. Suggest that he is weak for cozying up to Putin, and that Putin is treating him like a dog (Putin loves dogs and Trump hates them lol). Say that Putin has taught Trump to roll over like a good dog. Then suggest that he needs to show the world just how strong he is by supporting Ukraine.
@randahl Uuuuuhhhhhh… no?
Queue Hitler/Stalin comparison
@randahl how about a knife fight instead.
@randahl let's arrest both of them and give Zelenski a Nobel Peace prize
@randahl Trump will NEVER deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.
@randahl No, he'd need to do the same to Netanyahu too.
@randahl Won't happen, Netenyahu was given a get out of jail card by Trump as they sickly embraced over his genocide in Palestine. It wont be any different with Putin.
@randahl And if he does, then presumably an arrest warrant for Trump will be issued? And everybody else involved in the visit who doesn't shop Putin, from the hotel chambermaids to the air traffic controllers?
@randahl no, dictators don’t deserve nobel prizes.
@randahl a war criminal should not have a nobel peace for arresting another war criminal
@randahl would never happen and trump doesn’t have the power to do thag
@randahl Mehn! that would be a historic move
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Lock up both for total satisfaction.
Or how about a spontaneous Alien abduction.
Anything is welcome.
@randahl what if he just fell out of a window like a normal russian oligarch

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If Trump did that, I would become a supporter (for just one day)

But there is no chance.

@randahl why not Netanyahu he has an arrest warren issued by the ICC

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Or vice-versa.

@randahl lock ‘em up together.
@randahl I think my limit is a gold plated turd in the same shape, but it'd be worth the cost of the gold at least.

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Depending on the route Putin's plane takes, they could enter Canadian airspace.

In which case, we should dispatch our F-18s to force a landing, and then *we* take Putin to the Hague.

@randahl I was thinking exactly the same thing !

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If Trump arrests Putin in Alaska and flies him to The Hague, AND releases the Epstein Files AND admits to any cases of fraud and/or lying on his part THEN he deserves a signed copy of the Nobel Peace Prize as awarded to Greta Thunberg, Autumn Peltier, Licypriya Kangujam, Tarana Burke, Vanessa Nakate and everyone else who works to help others (and not themselves).

@randahl And they should keep Trump there as well, regarding what he currently does with ICE and what's happening in Gaza under his watch and with his support.
He will never get the prize rightfully.