Garret Polk (masked)Jul 17
Viss
hey anyone want a cant of coke?
Jul 17 at 3:04amTusky
Show threadRossMadnessJul 17
@Viss Ah, diet can't. My favorite.
Show thread1000millimeterJul 18
@rossmadness @Viss Basically maximum diet.
Show threadoo im so employable oo u want to hire me so badJul 17
@Viss can of noke
Show threadAI6YR BenJul 17
@Viss Now, surely you don't have some kind of implement of destruction which can open that can 😂
Show threadVissJul 17
@ai6yr oh you mean a cant opener? :D
Show threadCruiser 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽Jul 17
@Viss @ai6yr Best Diet Coke ever - zero calories consumed without the nasty taste of aspartam, and without those pesky side effects upon ones absorbtion processes 😎
Show threadd.riftJul 17
@Viss @ai6yr you'll need a can toppener to put a top on that can if you want to open it right
Show threadAI6YR BenJul 17
@feonixrift @Viss Make sure to SHAKE IT VERY VERY HARD before using the can opener (it's important)
Show threadRay—Golden Retriever Whisperer—🔝InsightsJul 17
@Viss I’ve had empty cans but never this.
Show threadNazoJul 17
@Viss Is the actual opening on the bottom or are both sides bottoms?
Show threadVissJul 17
@nazokiyoubinbou no idea, i looted the pic from elsewhere :D - but the rim suggests thats the top of the can, as well as the text, so the bottom should be... just the regular bottom
Show threadNazoJul 17
@Viss Oh well. Where there is a will, there is a way. But eh, diet coke? Someone else can have it.
Show threadme_valentijnJul 17
@nazokiyoubinbou @Viss
Neither, it's an amusing fake. The only images with text going that high up the can are weird illustrations. And various can geeks pointed out in the relevant Reddit threads that it's defying the natural laws of coke can production and assembly 😔
Show threadPaul_IPv6Jul 17

@Viss

really is diet. zero calories if you can't drink it. ;)

Show thread🇺🇦 haxadecimalJul 17
@Viss
I had a Pepsi can like that, given to me by an employee of the local bottling company. Usually these are detected before they get packed into six-packs or boxes, but occasionally one slips out.
I used mine as a paperweight, until an a**hole friend of a roommate shook it up, and it started bulging.
Show threadF4GRX SébastienJul 17
@brouhaha @Viss spicy pepsi
Show threadecho ex machinaJul 17
@Viss you gotta open it war style
Show thread@iveylineJul 17
@Viss No.
Show threadMerry ChristmasJul 17

@Viss

Would not buy one if there were the last drink on earth.

Show threadPetra van CronenburgJul 17
@Viss no, for the environment, no.
Show threadxs4me2Jul 17
@Viss 🤭
Show threadtizilogicJul 17
@Viss looks like @NanoRaptor got into the coke factory...
Show threadEisregenJul 17
@Viss I wanna hit a nail into this and drink from the resulting hole
Show threadHale-BoopJul 17
@Viss Perfect diet coke
Show threadHowToPhil (Phillip R)Jul 17
@Viss You need a "churchkey"
Show thread1000millimeterJul 18
@howtophil @Viss Why is this called church key?
Show threadHowToPhil (Phillip R)Jul 18

@1000millimeter @Viss The etymology is very fuzzy. I think it's because it's "key-shaped" (as far as old metal keys go) and that churches would open large cans of food to feed people.

Could also be because the flat-top beer cans required one too and people would call "going out to drink" "going to church" to be cheeky

Show threadKevin Karhan Jul 19

@Viss something to serve the orange tyrant...

  • Maybe even apply it to his forehead at supersonic speeds.

#sarcasm

Show threadStefan HetzelJul 19
@Viss It's also called "Marquis de Sade-Coke".
Show threadBenjamin SchröterJul 22
@Viss @Der_Lichttechniker best diet ever