if you think azure is bad now, or ms products are bad now, imagine what happens when all the elder god types still there, who are barely keeping the ship afloat, all take this deal and bounce

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/23/microsoft-plans-first-voluntary-retirement-program-for-us-employees.html

this shit is getting out of hand

https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/04/crypto-scam-lures-ships-into-strait-of-hormuz-falsely-promising-safe-passage/

I just messed up and somehow ordered £959 worth of Imodium online by mistake.

I'm not shitting again until 2036

I spent nearly 4 months investigating the inner workings of a North Korean state-sponsored hacking group. Here's what I found:

- The group used generative AI tools to aid in almost every part of their operations.

- They exfiltrated 26,584 cryptocurrency wallets from victim systems, with a combined value totaling as much $12 million dollars.

- In several cases, the threat actors set up entire front companies to lure in developers via fake job posting, then infected them with malware.

- The threat actors successfully pulled off a supply-chain attack by compromising a VS Code extension developer's system.

🔗 Full article: https://expel.com/blog/inside-lazarus-how-north-korea-uses-ai-to-industrialize-attacks-on-developers/