Steve Moseley
Jon HancockNope. Nothing I might add could improve this headline.
sandywb14
SherBeareth@BigJackBrass I’ve had the pleasure of visiting Venice twice over the years, and completely agree with her residents. This massive showy wedding will cost around 45-50 million. Sickening.
https://www.google.com/search?q=cost+of+bezos+wedding&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
Jimijamflimflam
CurroFaiter@BigJackBrass ... what???
Markus Feilner@BigJackBrass @guardian rocks. Best journalism. That's why I pay for it, and I am glad to do so. Proud. Thanks to them.
D2@BigJackBrass well, deleting the ‘inflatable’ would be cool. or make it a madlib:
… after threat of ____(adj) crocodiles
Inflatable, Imported, actual, hungry, assassin, crowdsourced, next-day, fedexed,
Face Thumb@BigJackBrass Orcas was on my bingo card, but not crocs
Ian K Tindale@BigJackBrass personally I would change 'threat' to 'allegations'
Steve Williams@BigJackBrass
Hope be kept the receipt. Amazon returns policy can be picky.
Time to start checking Amazon Big Boss Box Returns for some bargains.
@blabberlicious I'm hoping to snap up the Piazza San Marco. Or a George Foreman grill.
BenI need a new venue, and make it snappy
Rob@BigJackBrass He should think himself fortunate, could've been blow up dolls, instead.
GregorySomebody needs to tell him to go back to his country. Maybe have masked authorities break in and put them in detention.
Call the masked authorities "Italian ICE". 😬
Bruce Heerssen 
@BigJackBrass
Yeah... don't believe the tears.
Yeah... don't believe the tears.
John Timaeus@BigJackBrass
s/threat of inflatable/eaten by/g
s/threat of inflatable/eaten by/g
@BigJackBrass This made me smile big to myself. 💕
FreediverX@BigJackBrass
Bezos deserves live crocodiles.
Bezos deserves live crocodiles.
I AM BANKSY ☕ / 🗑🔥@BigJackBrass Taking away the word "inflatable" could improve it by a decent factor.
Who by avalanche who by powder@BigJackBrass Whaddabout *real* crocodiles? Can we release real crocodiles at their wedding?