Be honest, do you know how to fix printer problems? Or do you just ignore them because they're such a pain in a$$?
@nixCraft
I don't have printer problems.
- I try to print
- Printer doesn't work
- I kick the printer
- Printer doesn't work
- I throw printer out of the window
- no problem.
@nixCraft One tray thinks it's jammed ... since >5y. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
@nixCraft There are times where fixing the printer would have been the faster option, but I decided I'd rather spend the extra time to figure out how to just not print.
@nixCraft I tell my parents to go bother the shops that offer printing services, because it's time to let go.
@nixCraft
Office Space offers advice on how to handle printers, soundtracked by Cyprus Hill.
Office Space - Printer Scene (UNCENSORED)

One of the favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies (1999) Office Space.

YouTube

@nixCraft Head pops up from behind a giant mess of parts that spans the whole flat and starts to feature several archeological strata:
- What do you mean "know how to fix the printer"?

(I am in the "just one more solenoid swap and then I swear i am sure it's going to work" camp)

@nixCraft Honestly if turning it off and on again, and restarting the spooler service doesn't help, I find an urgent call elsewhere so someone else can pick it up ๐Ÿ˜…
@nixCraft other than kicking them or hitting them with hammers?

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2 or 3D?

I have a little knowledge in fixing printer problems. The knowledge for 3D printers is way bigger. But I also use them more often.

I tend to ignore the errors after 1 or 2 attempts just to not destroy the printer in anger.

@nixCraft Just use the local UPS Store, which is like a Kinko's, and take a USB stick with your required printing. At 6 cents CAD a sheet, its nice for small jobs.
@nixCraft Which printer problems? Buying new toner very couple of years and refilling paper every couple of month?
@nixCraft I wish I could but my wife loves to print stuff. So I get to fight the printer at least weekly. Not even buying a higher end model has helped reliability. The problem isn't with the hardware it seems.
@nixCraft I never seemed to have any issues with Dot Matrix printers. Only after HPPCL started to become several standards at once did things start to get screwed up.
@nixCraft i fixed my printer problems by buying a brother color laser.
@mavu @nixCraft This. Tried the Canon scammers, the HP crooks. And now settled with great satisfaction on a Brother DCP ๐Ÿ‘
@nixCraft Depends on the criticality of the document. Also depends on the day. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
@nixCraft
Printer problems? CUPS just lets me print on my 20+ years old printer

@nixCraft one thing I do not blame the manufacturers for, is driver problems on Windows. The print spooler can lock drivers which messes up driver updates where you can get half updated systems if the installer isn't written by a paranoid dev.

So if you need to update a printer driver, always stop the spooler service.

@nixCraft I have to print less than once a year, meaning 2-3 fedora releases ago. I learned not to spend an hour fixing it but use my wifeโ€™s Mac instead
Depends on the problem with the printer.
@nixCraft in order until it works: power cycle, reinstall drivers, exorcism, burn it with fire, nuke the site from orbit itโ€™s the only way to be sure
@nixCraft
I pass them on to the supplier. Or, turn them off and on again, typical IT support resolution.
@nixCraft That answer all depends if I have a service contract or not!

@nixCraft

Salesman colleague of mine, years ago, slow day, tidying up some old equipment. โ€œIโ€™ve got thisโ€ he announces, bravely lifting a laser printer over his head and manoeuvring it into an attic space above him.

Apparently the toner cartridge wasnโ€™t sealed. A veritable torrent of thick black powder flowed down the front of his neat white shirt and his suit trousers.

I alerted him to this fact, eventually.

Printer problems.

@nixCraft you should ask, or make a survey, with what printers are Linux users most happy?
@nixCraft I don't own a printer. I use the library. It's much less stressful.

@nixCraft Depends on the printer. HP used to be good, but many of you weren't even born in those days - I finally gave up repairing my HP from those days almost 10 years ago, the brother I replaced it with just works.

Though I often just send things to a local print shop, which avoids a lot of pain.