ICQ sounds packs, what a time to be alive.

If I let him, my dog would swim across the St. Mary’s just to try to get to this enormously fat seagull.

We could have had a better future if the Zip drive won.

The word “slams” should be banned from headlines for a period of 5 years.

Friendly reminder to go look into connected account/apps in your Google/Apple/Microsoft settings. Lots of garbage can pile up in there if you like to try out new stuff.

I just saw the most generic ass Harley rider and he was even blasting Highway to Hell.

Someone should make dog chews in funny shapes. I want to see my dog chewing on a rocket propelled grenade or a giant novelty check.

What’s the point of this? Surely it doesn’t improve the aerodynamics enough to warrant the complexity.

It’s nice to have neighbours who are amenable and want to promote the common good.

Just to make my kids laugh I bought a Crazy Frog skin on Roblox. To be honest I laughed too.