MEActNOWMay 18

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The anti-vaxxers went so far right, they looped around and invented vaccinations

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MEActNOWMay 18

WOW 🤯

The anti-vaxxers went so far right, they looped around and invented vaccinations

Show threadPhil Thane ✅May 18
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Please will someone develop an anti-stupid virus.
Show threadenoch_exe_incMay 19
@pthane @MEActNOW We have them. They’re called ‘re-education camps’. That’s what they’re typically used for: to fix stupidity through hard labour.
Show threadRobin BartonMay 18
@MEActNOW If only we could put that thought into action on a large scale
Show threadmike805May 18

@MEActNOW No, he's right. The COVID vaccine, which is what most of these people are upset about, is NOT a weak version of the virus. It is a genetic hack that makes your body mass-produce the dangerous part of the virus.

Other vaccines, which are weakened viruses, have an adjuvant that irritates the immune system to trigger the reaction. Getting too many adjuvants in a short time might be a problem even though each vaccine individually will test out safe.

Kids get a crazy number of shots now.

Show threadMisuse CaseMay 18
@mike805 @MEActNOW I think his post indicates that he has no idea how “traditional” vaccines work either.
Show threadmike805May 18

@MisuseCase @MEActNOW Yes that is the problem. Getting vaccinated against DTP, measles, polio, etc. is a really good idea. They need to figure how to reduce toxic adjuvants (they are metals) if they are going to give such a huge number of shots though.

The human brain is NOT good at risk/reward calculation. It's either "this is good" or "this is scary."

Show threadMisuse CaseMay 18

@mike805 @MEActNOW >> They need to figure how to reduce toxic adjuvants (they are metals) if they are going to give such a huge number of shots though.

They did. MMR vaccines don’t have that stuff in it anymore and haven’t for a long time.

Show threadBen RosengartMay 18
@MisuseCase @mike805 @MEActNOW Do you think maybe this is fake? It seems fake to me.
Show threadMisuse CaseMay 18
@fivetonsflax @mike805 @MEActNOW Oh no! It seems like most people don’t get taught the basics about vaccines in school. And even if they did, being a far-right influencer seems to have rotted his brain.
Show threadBen RosengartMay 18
@MisuseCase @mike805 @MEActNOW I mean I believe that, but don’t these sound like exactly the words an annoyed science believer would put in a RW influencer’s mouth? I’d wanna see a link to the original
Show threadBen AvelingMay 19
@MEActNOW it was on Twitter, many years ago. I was there, then. I do not go back there now @mike805 @MisuseCase @fivetonsflax
Show threadThe Great Llama May 18
@mike805 @MEActNOW
Stop spreading anti-science antivax nonsense.
Show threadWalter van HolstMay 19
@mike805 @MEActNOW No, it does not. It never gets reproduced in your body. It cannot be reproduced. That is the beauty of it.
Show threadSecondUniverse (she/her/they)May 18
@MEActNOW it gets weirder than that. Vaccines were first invented in the COVID pandemic with the mRNA breakthroughs. The anti vaxxers tried to stop this with a time machine and seeding the "weakened virus" approach hundreds of years earlier, but somehow we still got mRNA vaccines for COVID. It's really hard to avoid a temporal paradox
Show threadLaffyMay 18

@MEActNOW Oh.. mygod.

For real?

Show thread⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯May 19
@GottaLaff @MEActNOW I mean, Posobiec was also one of the main Pizzagate conspiracy guys who has now written a book called "UNHUMANS" about democrats, so it's not super surprising that he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Show threadOblomovMay 19
@cryptadamist @GottaLaff @MEActNOW fun fact: not all vaccines today are attenuated virus vaccines, so he could have made an argument about going back to LAV, but that would have required actually knowing what he was talking about, so we get this pearl of idiocy instead
Show threadJochie 👨🏻‍💻🏳️‍🌈May 19
@GottaLaff @MEActNOW Yes, but it looks like it's not a recent statement. Here's the tweet from December 17, 2020: https://xcancel.com/JackPosobiec/status/1339720194718113794
Show threadJWarnerMay 18
@MEActNOW I loved it when brogrammers invented taxes, and then they had this idea for adding sails to boats.
Show threadStephen Dioxide May 19

@Jeanniewarner @MEActNOW Or how about the time they invented concentrating on a task, and called it "flow?"

They also invented trains.

Show threadSpeed demon 🇪🇺 🇳🇴🇺🇦🇵🇸May 18
@MEActNOW I've seen this before, there *has* to be more to this than meets the eye. Somebody should get him on camera and ask him.
Show threadSharon McCarthyMay 18
@MEActNOW and the orange stain can take credit for all these wonderfully new scientific advances. his administration is making.
Show threadCameron TalleyMay 18
@MEActNOW I seriously believe that they are dumb enough that if you told RFK Jr. we had a cure for measles, you just have to give everyone the cure now, that they would do it. Just don't say it's a vaccine. Say it's a cure. Use their own stupidity against them.
Show threadCasper 👻May 18
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Jack is a genius…
Show threadFalling forward 🍉May 18
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Show thread1337 $#!+ I did thatMay 18
@MEActNOW my god
Show threadcubistMay 18
@MEActNOW Oh wow! I understand that he is (or perhaps was?) a U.S. Navy Reserve "intelligence" officer?
Show threadNatsura May 18
@MEActNOW shhh... don't tell them! In order for them to do it.. they MUST think they thought of it, and that it is a new thing
Show threadBarry CookMay 18
@MEActNOW - they really as bright as they appear.
Still, I suppose it beats using aquarium cleaner, drinking bleach or driving a UV wand up your ass.
Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodon™May 18
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Show threadC.W. Williams 🇺🇦 🌊🇨🇦🦑May 19
@MEActNOW #ChunderRoad
(Jonas Salk facepalm)
Show threadBob TregilusMay 19
@MEActNOW OMG. o_0
Show threadJosephMay 19
@MEActNOW Are you scared of vaccines? New improved Vaxeen (TM) is the simple natural alternative that empowers your body to fight diseases by training them on a weakened version of the virus. Say no to the woke-mind viruses and liberul supported vaccines, and yes to Vaxeens (TM) the natural god-honoring alternative.
Show threadoscarfalconMay 19

@Joseph @MEActNOW

This might be a silly joke but IT MIGHT WORK with magats...

Show threadJosephMay 19
@oscarfalcon @MEActNOW Did you know that 4 out of 5 libtards don't know the difference between vaccines and Vaxeen (TM)? Don't let those crazy lefties set their agenda for America by dictating your healthcare! Demand your Vaxeen (TM) today! 😜
Show threadKid ManiaMay 19

@Joseph @MEActNOW @oscarfalcon
Vaxeen (TM) - Use what Trump uses! Libtards will tell you it's the same as vaccines, but You Know the Truth!
Don't let the Woke Left dictate Your Choices!
Get your Vaxeen (TM) today.

(Completely Safe When Used As Directed.)

Show threadPerellieMay 19
@MEActNOW I can’t stop laughing for five minutes straight now. 😂
Show threadwall-e / DanielMay 19
@MEActNOW isn't that basically inoculation?
So they've invented 18th century medicine. How very, very conservative of them
Show threadFrank EngelhardMay 19
@MEActNOW three times right-around is also left.
Show threadBuffaloTom May 19
@MEActNOW LOL
Show threadSir JoMay 19

@MEActNOW
What about a mixture of bleach & ivermectine (the one for horses), the real MAGA shot?

Just kidding of course (don't want anyone to die due to a toot, not even them)

Show threadFuzzy Reginald Wombat IIIMay 19
@MEActNOW if we wait long enough, they might get around to irony. *gets some popcorn*
Show threadTAC3ThomasMay 19
@MEActNOW How is it the Onion has become reality? 😂
Show threadBill Of Earth42May 19
@MEActNOW Next they will invent the wheel. Between being willfully ignorant and juvenile liars, their creativity is constantly being pressed.
Show threadMennoMay 19
@MEActNOW
Oh, the irony.
The first vaccine was invented after someone noticed that milkmaids exposed to cow pox were protected against actual smallpox.
The scientific name for cow pox is variola vaccinia.
Ring a bell? 🔔