| Status | Alive |
| “Pronouns” | 皇帝陛下 |
| Status | Alive |
| “Pronouns” | 皇帝陛下 |
I mean, why is this a technically possible result? The silver lining is that #TwoSeventy is a remarkably accurate simulation in that everything in a presidential campaign—speeches, rallies, debates, competence, etc.—has been reduced to…money. Just money. It’s so on the nose that I bet the vast majority of people completely miss it.
I feel so lucky to have been born in the same country as Super Mario and Pokémon, which are beloved across all times and places.
RUNNING DOOM AND SUPER MARIO 64 INSIDE A PDF FILEhackaday.com/2026/02/02/running-doom-and-super-mario-64-inside-a-pdf-file/Forget the Bongcloud, the Hammerschlag, or playing 1. f3—I think I’ve found the *actual* worst opening in #chess: the Caro-Kann Defence: Accelerated Panov Attack, Pseudo-Scandinavian.
1. e4 c6 2. c4 d5 3. exd5 Qxd5??
I do not know why this is an actual opening as it instantly blunders a queen. But it’s there, so if you’re actually *good* at chess, please actually try this opening as Black and then try to win.
(Does the GIF not work? Dammit!)
RE: https://mstdn.social/@kathimmel/115836300435823694
Always has been.