Jen Gentleman
Gonna tell kids these were ketchup and mustard dispensers
Apr 10 at 1:26pmMastodon for Android
Show threadJen GentlemanApr 10
And .... Mayonnaise? lol
Show threadLeeApr 10
@JenMsft Lol just getting ready to post this 😂
Show threadjavensbukanApr 11
@leemoknows @JenMsft Omg same 🤣
Show threadKlaus FrankApr 10
@JenMsft
But won't you be mad when they press ketchup, mayonnaise, and mustard into your retro consoles that probably have significant value by then?
Show threadJames MitchellApr 10

@JenMsft Duh!

I was told that in the future we'd have hot and cold running condiments from every AV device

Show threadEddie.Apr 10

@JenMsft

Of course. They were also sold in Canada, and needed to be ISO-Q2101 compliant for use in Quebec. Mayo inclusion was required.

Show threadThe Penguin of EvilApr 10
@JenMsft Ranch ?
Show threadThomas BeagleApr 10
@JenMsft I needed this completion in the same way I need people to close their ( ) pairs.
Show threadMartijn BrantApr 11
@JenMsft It's for the direct-feed of condiments. See, kids, back in the 2020s, homes would have direct-feed lines coming in and you could connect to it. That's why it said line out.
Show threadV'gerApr 10
@JenMsft My son recently got some high quality passive speakers along with an amplifier. He asked me if he could connect the speakers directly to his PC. I was like "Let me tell you the story of my people, son."
Show threadMr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤Apr 10
@JenMsft
It must be Canadian because there's a mayonnaise dispenser right there with them.
Show threadAdam KatzApr 10
@JenMsft got it for you:
Show threadjavensbukanApr 11
@adamhotep @JenMsft Wait wait wait. Can we do Component jacks next?! 😄 Y, Pb/Cb, Pr/Cr.
Show threadUnlikelyLass4d ago
@adamhotep @JenMsft Y'gotta be careful -- Panasonic would put the ranch there, not the mayo. That always messed me up.
Show threadAdam Katz4d ago
@Unlikelylass @JenMsft Only in the Hidden Valley, right? I personally always confuse the S-video yellow's curry vs mustard
Show threadandymaloApr 10
@JenMsft yeah that sounds right
Show threadChristopher HimesApr 10
@JenMsft everyone else is wrong the white is horsey sauce and we all live in an Arby's.
Show threadNazoApr 10
@JenMsft What is the left audio (white) then?
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Apr 10

@JenMsft

Ketchup, Mayo, Mustard

Show threadVic GedrisApr 10
@JenMsft I was happy when I could finally all of that with a single Hot Dog Making Interface cable.
Show threadBee O'Problem Apr 10
@JenMsft I've seen at least one tech youtuber call old computer power cables that too
Show thread@infosec_jcp 🐈🃏 done differentlyApr 10

@JenMsft

" .... Content distribution output .... "

".... for audio and video ... "

... Based on Never The Same Coloure schemes .... "

NTSC in AMER .EnG folklore I have
re📚d.

🍌🔌🤗

Later version just made it one cable, previously *just for video* then they *combined* it, again, like Voltron, later, based on a different cable connector, actually. 😆

Show threadloptaApr 10
@JenMsft I think North America missed out on SCART.
Show thread\!\i!!i@/!/Apr 10
@JenMsft And Garlik
Show threadDer HakenApr 10
@JenMsft and mayo ... and mayo
Show threadHamish The PolarBearApr 10
@JenMsft Don't forget the mayo line!
Show threadAlien software, human hardwareApr 10
@JenMsft and don't forget, mayonnaise.
Show threadDainius Happy 🇱🇹 ❤ 🇺🇦Apr 10
@JenMsft and mayo ;)
Show threadBenjaminApr 10
@JenMsft ketchup and mustard only. We don't talk about Mayo here.
Show threadcathosApr 10
@JenMsft hdmi hose video, but with condiments and hollow-core coax rca.
Show threadThisLeeNobleApr 10
@JenMsft Random question I’m sure. Those panels probably appear on many different electronic items but, is that a Toppy?
Show threadBryan WrightApr 10

@JenMsft

Nowadays we have wireless condiments.

Show threadROTOPE~1 Apr 11
@catselbow @JenMsft we even have streaming
Show thread955_36 🇺🇦Apr 11
@JenMsft Ok, so that's ketchup, mayonaise, and mustard, but where the hell do the pickles come out?
Show threadDormouseApr 11
@955_36 @JenMsft there's a Python library for that.
Show threadJima 4d ago
@955_36 @JenMsft Please don't ask what the blue one is for. 🤢
Show threadDan SloaneApr 11

@JenMsft At a food truck on an event build in east London once these sauces were referred to by the seller as "Red, Braaan or Yella"

I opted for the Braaaan sawce.

Show threadJohn "John Davies" Davies ☑️Apr 11
@JenMsft Middle one's milk.
Show thread🇺🇦 haxadecimalApr 11
@JenMsft Don't forget the mayo.
Show threadStoneface VimesApr 11
@JenMsft presumably the white one is the mayo.
Show threadageofcool5d ago
@JenMsft don’t forget the Mayonnaise!