(why are you checking your work email)
When you get an automated message about work you need to do, but you have the day off
Who has 2 thumbs and completely forgot she had an emergency chocolate bar in her backpack when she went on a hike in the blazing heat
That feeling when you think you're imagining there's a bug crawling on you, and you look down and no there's actually a bug on you
Does anyone have a trebuchet I can borrow? I know it's a bit of a long shot
(sorry husband for accidentally taking you on a tough hike on a super hot day 😅)
That moment when you realize that a 1500 ft elevation gain is actually a lot steeper when it's a short hike
(it actually cycles capitalization state so it can make things not all caps too)
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT IF YOU'RE FEELING A LITTLE SHOUTY, SELECTING TEXT IN WORD AND DOING SHIFT + F3 CAN PUT THINGS IN ALL CAPS
My teammate got tired of waiting for me to trim and affix this properly and so just stuck the whole thing on with tape while I was out - there's probably a metaphor in there somewhere