Aidan Skinner
Texas Gender Reveal Massacre"I was born in 1994"
- boring
- heard it before
- tells you nothing
"I was born in the year of Cotton Eye Joe"
- arouses curiosity
- who was Cotton Eye Joe
- where did he come from?
- where did he go?
- Cotton Eye Joe
RIP my notifications 🫡
Space Hobo@snarthelg Wouldn't "the year of Cotton-Eyed Joe" be like 1861 or so?
Oriel Jutty 
One-Winged Angel (Beta Version) - Final Fantasy VII
Kevin Karhan 
@snarthelg fuck yeah!
All those schoolkids nowadays be like:
"Wasn't there some TikTok song about him?"
*The song they point to:
https://m.soundcloud.com/magebarf/rednex-vs-psy-gangnam-eye-joe *
Rednex vs Psy - Gangnam Eye Joe (Magebarf's Proper Beating)
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Freeman Williams@snarthelg All I know is I would've married a long time ago if it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe.
Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist@snarthelg Thank you I actually LOLed
Burbs Of Akron@snarthelg
I was born in the year of the Studebaker Silver Hawk.
I was born in the year of the Studebaker Silver Hawk.
wgahnagl (Jeromy)@snarthelg that was hilarious
Thaumaturge (He/Them)
Patrick Johanneson 🚀 🇨🇦@Thaumaturge @snarthelg That's the year I graduated from university.
Ada@snarthelg I was born in the year of Rage Against The Machine
Tattie (old account)@snarthelg "no, you misheard me. I wasn't born in the year '95, I was born in the year of '9 to 5'."
HollieK@Tattie @snarthelg 'What a way to make a livin'.'
Jeffrey J. Dean@snarthelg @antinomy I shall always think of Doc Watson when I hear “Cotton Eye Joe”.
Bjørnar (he/him)@snarthelg I was born in the year of Ding-a-dong.
Mike Meadway 🇺🇸 🇩🇰 🇬🇧
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe 2002 (Official Music Video) [HD]
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Negative12DollarBill@snarthelg
I was born the year the Beatles were at their peak
I was born the year the Beatles were at their peak
meowoem@snarthelg LOL...
Teri Yaki 🖌️🎹🚲💻@snarthelg actually, fun fact , I was not born in the year of Baumwollaugensepp!
Arnd Layer
phe'ara@snarthelg
<-- Born in the Year of Poison
(Definitely not a fantasy villainess here ^^)
Saustrup@snarthelg Now I've got that stuck in my head. Thanks. 🤣
Duali@snarthelg I'm more of a macarena person myself
Godzilla_KOM🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈@snarthelg Now I have that song stuck in my head. Thanks. Lol
Skritch Monster Collie
Claire Rodriguez@snarthelg My brain wants to be able to do this for every year someone I know was born!
Bruce Elrick@snarthelg I was born in the summer of the Black Power Salute.
Tsutsuku (he/they)@snarthelg
To your last three points, my house has a problem with Cotton Eye Joe spiders and no one ever knows what I’m talking about when I say that.
To your last three points, my house has a problem with Cotton Eye Joe spiders and no one ever knows what I’m talking about when I say that.
The Map Rat@snarthelg "As for me, let them say I was born in the Year of the Nameless Horse."
Andy Fletcher@snarthelg I was born at 319ppm.
:)
crispy branzino ☭ (sold out forever)@snarthelg had it not been for his fervent intervention I'd surely have been wed by now.
Lyle Solla-Yates@snarthelg Interesting approach. By this logic I was born in the year of Bette Davis Eyes 👀 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bette_Davis
Daniel Durrans@snarthelg I was born in the year of Baggy Trousers and D.I.S.C.O.
Ambient Sponge@snarthelg That is fantastic! 😆
2¢@snarthelg year after Sputnik here
JA Westenberg@snarthelg this is the best thing I've read today 10/10
macfixer@snarthelg not gonna lie the first time the song was explained to me, I was trying to wrap my head around someone having a cotton eye.