Texas Gender Reveal Massacre"I was born in 1994"
- boring
- heard it before
- tells you nothing
"I was born in the year of Cotton Eye Joe"
- arouses curiosity
- who was Cotton Eye Joe
- where did he come from?
- where did he go?
- Cotton Eye Joe
crispy branzino ☭ (sold out forever)@snarthelg had it not been for his fervent intervention I'd surely have been wed by now.