In true XKCD 927 fashion, Muddled Libra / UNC3944 / Scattered Spider / Lapsus$ / whatever new name the multi-billion dollar security companies are calling the kids these days is now going to be referred to as FEISTY CUMSTAIN.

#GAYINT #FURINT #threatIntel

This is the definition of "uterus" as appears at the top of a Google search when you're looking to find the meaning of the word.

...and it contains a MAJOR factual inaccuracy. Let's explain exactly what is so wrong here.

To: All staff <staff@example.com>
Subject: [URGENT] Email deletion

If you have any old email in your inbox from Frederick Ironsides, late of the Accounting department, please delete them all immediately. A soul is tied to the mortal realm as long as its name is recorded, and we are unable to access the Compactus while this apparatus remains haunted. Your immediate attention to this would be appreciated, as it is obstructing the processing of payroll.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

OTHER THINGS YOU CAN DO TO SAVE WATER AT HOME

- Save your piss in empty soft drinks bottles. No, really: piss is water, not radioactive waste, honest

- Wrap yourself in cling-film at night so you sweat less

- Kidnap passing school children, slice them finely, and dry them in a food dessicator

- Eat the rich (raw), that way you're not wasting valuable water on crop irrigation: suggestion, start with water company PR firm executives

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/national-drought-group-meets-to-address-nationally-significant-water-shortfall

So yesterday, I emailed a state court system that appears to be linked to the exposed data I mentioned recently and that the host notified on or about July 28.

No reply was received.

Today, I sent a contact form message to the lawyer for a juvenile whose records were sealed. Sealed, except 11 of them were exposed to anyone who can access the data. I told him what was going on and suggested he contact the court and tell them to get the data secured.

No reply was received.

Today, I sent an email to the judge who ordered the juvenile's records sealed and I cc:d the district attorney. I gave them the juvenile's name, case number and that I could see all the sealed records. I urged them to have their IT or vendor call me and I could give them the IP address over the phone, etc.

No reply was received.

Dear Russia, China, and North Korea:

You do not need to hack our courts. They are leaking like sieves and do not respond when we try to tell them they need to secure the data.

Yours in total frustration,

/Dissent

#infosec #cybersecurity #incident_response #dataleak #databreach #WAKETHEFUCKUP