If I said “the magic blue smoke that makes electronics work”, would you know what I meant, and have you ever seen it?
| Pronouns | they/them |
| Arch Nemesis | The Scarecrow |
| Orientation | Queer |
| Age | Gen X (18+) |
Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist
@drmaddkap@meow.social
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Furry's resident psychologist, Dr. Maddox "Mads" Kaplan. RL Psychologist*, OC Werewolf Supervillain. Queer. CEO of LexCorp. They/them
*Comments made by this account should not be taken as medical or psychological advice. Please see a doctor in the real world. If you are experiencing a medical emergency, call 911 (US). If you are considering harming yourself, call 988 (US).
ME: I’m going to mow the lawn. The front yard looks like we’re losing a game of Jumanji.
TV Drama Idea - a medical show set in a recovery ward for people with brain injuries. It’s all about the situations that come up because they each have various problems and don’t understand each others behavior. It’s called “Different Strokes”.
“The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.” -MLK
“But you have to hang on to the damn thing or it snaps right back.” - Dr. Maddkap
ME: Oh look they did a photo shoot of the worlds largest dog and the worlds shortest dog.
WIFE: What kind of dog is the small one?
ME: Scared.
WIFE: What kind of dog is the small one?
ME: Scared.
“But Dr. Maddkap, you don’t always credit the original source when you get an idea for a post!”
MADDKAP: (sitting in his chair in the CEO’s office of LexCorp. He points at the sign on the desk that says - SUPERVILLAIN)
TRUMP: Under my new deal, Ukraine is going to mine more minerals. They’re not going to mine less.
MUSK: “mine fewer”
TRUMP: What?
MUSK: “MINE FEWER”
TRUMP: SHHH! Not yet, not yet.
MUSK: “mine fewer”
TRUMP: What?
MUSK: “MINE FEWER”
TRUMP: SHHH! Not yet, not yet.
Madness doesn’t always scream. Sometimes it’s a quiet voice in your head at the end of the day saying “got room here for one more?”
Coworker: Why do you have a rainbow flag on your LinkedIn profile?
Me: Because God showed mankind a rainbow after the flood as part of his promise that he would never again bring about a disaster like that. It reminds me of his covenant with us.
Coworker: Oh! That’s actually really great.
Me: Also, I suck dick.
When I was in my 20s, I worked one summer in a deli. I kept getting this overwhelming urge to stick my dick in the pickle slicer.
One day, I couldn’t resist any longer and I did it.
And I got fired. She got fired too.