Dan PortsNever change, #Seattle.
Whine Spectator@dan this is popular justice
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Sophie 🏳️⚧️ 🌜@dan Of course the guy who owns the Tesla is also the sort of person to drive through puddles to splash pedestrians deliberately.
Rachel Rawlings@dfstarshine @dan I'm surprised the car is still running after all the puddles. Must not be a cybertruck.
@LinuxAndYarn @dan Yeah if it was a Cybertruck it'd either break down or get rusty if it got so much as a drop of water on it.
The Witch of Crow Briar@LinuxAndYarn @dfstarshine @dan at least some of the occasions could have been runaway dumpsters, easy mistake to make
@dan don't overlook the liquid options
commonst@dannotdaniel @dan Velveeta. Just saying.
Garrett Wollman@dan Ah, Seattle, the true home of "aggressive politeness".
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Vixens (Back to Smut reading)@dan "Dear Person whos tesla keeps getting covered in Craft singles: I know who you are, I know where you are, I have a certain set of skills that make me very annoying to people like you, if you stop splashing those of us waiting at bus stops, the reign of Kraft singles may yet come to an end, however if you keep it up, you will continue to find your swasticar/cyberdumpster covered in kraft singles. You will not find me, you will not know who I am, but you will learn to fear me and if the singles are not enough to stop this uncivilized behavior, me or someone like me may begin adding other sandwich condiments to your 'car'. which may include but wont be limited to liquids such as ketsup or mustard, or salad oils like vinegar or thousand island, you wont know until its already happened, so be civil and end the uncivilized behavior before we are forced escalate thing and make a sandwich out of your 'car'. "
Billy Smith
Man Stands on the Roadside with a Brick in Hand on a Rainy Day | Social Experiment雨天举着砖块站路边，还会被溅一身水吗
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felix@dan
"I was quick to ignore parental guidance, but when dad told me to take cheese off my car I should have listened"
Light@dan It feels like everyone in America is at war with each other. But that's probably just social media selection bias.
Lee@dan Navy prank gone wrong from years ago. We went to McDonald's and decided it would be funny to put pickles on a friend's car as we walked back to the hangar. We carefully arranged a dozen pickles on his hood and a lone pickle on the windshield in his line of view. They came off easily, but left permanent impressions in the paint. We should have used cheese.
Lemonheep (Peeps Eater) 
@dan It's a cheesy way to deal with issues, but they deserve some sweet (is cheese sweet?) revenge nonetheless 🧀
patcanfield@dan now that eggs are so expensive!
scottley@dan they really shouldn't be putting proper cheese slices, use store brand...
LukefromDC
Jigme Datse@dan Hm, I'm not surprised. I have a neighbour who ... well behaves like described.
Rosemary McNaughton@dan delicious! Someone recently cheesed my pushing-20 year old nondescript definitely not Tesla car. I remain very confused.
kolya@dan probably the same guy who urged his neigbor to buy an EV a few years ago