How to actually appeal to young voters and win the 2024 elections
Joe Biden.... w a k e u p
This is elderly abuse
These are my favorite Dark Brandon memes (it was funny before Biden did this himself)
I am a true Dark Brandon Acolyte
This is a supervillain speech
I can't take it no more

Things that are younger than Joe Biden (1942) or Donald Trump (1946):

  • Bill Clinton (1946)
  • India (1947)
  • Diamonds on engagement rings (1947)
  • Color TVs (1954)
  • US Highways (1956)
  • Alaska and Hawaii being US States (1959)
  • Birth Control Pills (1960)
  • Walmart (1962)
  • Pineapple on Pizza (1962)
  • Legal Interracial Marriage (1967)
  • Calling 911 (1968)
  • High Fives (1977)
  • Last French Guillotine Execution (1977)
  • CNN (1980)
  • Ciabatta Bread (1982)

Also: Over 95% of the US Population is below the age of 78.

99% willpower 1% aim
There can only be one
WE FOUND HIM
Vincent Van Gogh to the polls
The final time anyone is allowed to post this image
We're so barack
This was all a ploy
They're not ready πŸ₯₯🌴
The Lord Almighty has Spoken
The whitest man you know will fall out of a coconut tree πŸ₯₯🌴
If you can't give us Buttigeg, at least consider...
It's Kamencing πŸ₯₯🌴
ALL IN WHICH YOU LIVE AND WHAT CAME BEFORE YOU πŸ₯₯🌴
to distract from the fact Joe Biden was too senile to have a debate, The Guardian published an article claiming he has β€œgood sex” with his wife. we're just supposed to pretend this didn't happen or...??
This is the most important election in our lifetime.
Harris/Harris 2024
I just love to post this here because in a year's time this will not make sense for anyone, yet in this brief moment we all understood.
It is true, I was the cat.
Oh Donny...
Stay poor, liberals
I feel J.D. Vance so much. Why is it allowed for fact checks to interfere with my so well constructed opinions?
First of all: enlightened centrism
Second of all: this shows you how little the rich need to care about politics, as their liberties are never on the line, in no election.
where tf is my candidate
this country is not real
two consenting adults of almost the same age had sexual relations. to republicans this, of all things, is somehow a scandal
everyone keeps saying β€œfuck the ccp” but when Tim Walz actually goes ahead and does it, it's somehow a bad thing
@ErikUden
Es tut mir sooo leid, aber ich muss etwas klugscheißen.
Die Partei heißt kommunistische Partei Chinas, nicht chinesische kommunistische Partei.
Mir tut jedesmal der Frontallappen etwas weh, wenn ich das lese.
@TurbodemokratHB @ErikUden Leute die die KP Chinas diskreditieren wollen sagen meistens "CCP", ist also folgerichtig im Sinne eines Shitposts
@EmoIsDeadAndSoAmI @ErikUden
Klar, keine Frage.
Trotzdem tut mir das jedesmal etwas weh.