How to actually appeal to young voters and win the 2024 elections
Joe Biden.... w a k e u p
This is elderly abuse
These are my favorite Dark Brandon memes (it was funny before Biden did this himself)
I am a true Dark Brandon Acolyte
This is a supervillain speech
I can't take it no more

Things that are younger than Joe Biden (1942) or Donald Trump (1946):

  • Bill Clinton (1946)
  • India (1947)
  • Diamonds on engagement rings (1947)
  • Color TVs (1954)
  • US Highways (1956)
  • Alaska and Hawaii being US States (1959)
  • Birth Control Pills (1960)
  • Walmart (1962)
  • Pineapple on Pizza (1962)
  • Legal Interracial Marriage (1967)
  • Calling 911 (1968)
  • High Fives (1977)
  • Last French Guillotine Execution (1977)
  • CNN (1980)
  • Ciabatta Bread (1982)

Also: Over 95% of the US Population is below the age of 78.

99% willpower 1% aim
There can only be one
WE FOUND HIM
Vincent Van Gogh to the polls
The final time anyone is allowed to post this image
We're so barack
This was all a ploy
They're not ready 🥥🌴
The Lord Almighty has Spoken
The whitest man you know will fall out of a coconut tree 🥥🌴
If you can't give us Buttigeg, at least consider...
It's Kamencing 🥥🌴
ALL IN WHICH YOU LIVE AND WHAT CAME BEFORE YOU 🥥🌴
to distract from the fact Joe Biden was too senile to have a debate, The Guardian published an article claiming he has “good sex” with his wife. we're just supposed to pretend this didn't happen or...??
This is the most important election in our lifetime.
Harris/Harris 2024
I just love to post this here because in a year's time this will not make sense for anyone, yet in this brief moment we all understood.
It is true, I was the cat.
Oh Donny...
Stay poor, liberals
I feel J.D. Vance so much. Why is it allowed for fact checks to interfere with my so well constructed opinions?
First of all: enlightened centrism
Second of all: this shows you how little the rich need to care about politics, as their liberties are never on the line, in no election.
@ErikUden what he's really saying is "my crypto investments are safe either way" and I think that's beautiful
@ErikUden I'd post much more if it wasn't for that line about facts i put in my bio.
@Szescstopni another patriotic American prevented from executing their first amendment rights due to the woke liberal agenda (facts and science)
@ErikUden You have no idea how many Trump voters live here in Eastern Poland. Trump should be flying them all to the US.
@ErikUden i love posting misinformation online
@ErikUden this aged like a fine milk

@ErikUden That seems to be everyone's goal.

It's working.

@ErikUden I love how they think poor people have a portfolio to liquidate.
@PaulaToThePeople it's even funnier if you consider how much money this guy must've lost by now, considering, you know... the fact the $DJT went into the abyss.
@ErikUden it's a pump and dump scheme that does not address liberals, but Trump supporters to buy DJT by hyping them up. Rest assured whatever he really did, he made his money.
@danimo absolutely, and those Trump supported were grifted out of another few billion dollars HAHAAH

@ErikUden

This will age like... 🧀 Or Red whine? 🍻🥂

🗣️ " #fediverse set a reminder to check on DWAC holdings in one month, three months & six month intervals and post results "

🤖 " iCal reminders set. CRON jobs set. "

@kmetz @ErikUden wieviele von Donald Trumps Unternehmungen haben eigentlich schon Konkurs anmelden müssen nachdem sie in Schwierigkeiten geraten sind?? Ein Großteil der von Donald Trump gegründeten Unternehmen existiert doch heute nicht mehr.

@ErikUden

for every hundred dollars he invested on 3/26, he has 21 dollars today.

@ErikUden thank God for #AltText bc this will now load for me for some reason 👌
@ErikUden Mike should cash in his 'gains' and put it into Trump's latest crypto venture - I'm sure it’ll be a winner.
@ErikUden Haha, lagging way behind a communist. Show some more effort!
@acmeworks I think the communists are lacking behind. Constantly saying they want to overthrow the government, but when it comes to doing it, only Republicans and NAFO-Members pull stunts like this.

@ErikUden

24 (2018) 🏫
24 (2019) 🏫
10 (2020) 🏫
35 (2021) 🏫
51 (2022) 🏫
38 (2023) 🏫
28 (2024, so far) 🏫

https://www.edweek.org/leadership/school-shootings-this-year-how-many-and-where/2023/01

School Shootings in 2023: How Many and Where

Education Week tracked K-12 school shootings in 2023 with injuries or deaths. See the number of incidents and where they occurred.

Education Week
@ErikUden I’d say Donny is at 1.5 or less.
@bison Trump's VP Pick who has a love for dolphin woman and couches.
@ErikUden ah, thanks. thats an oddly specific fetish ^^"

@ErikUden If this was even a theoretical possibility, I would donate to a US election as a European.<3

((The Harris/Harris post, that is. Not sure where my answer shows up in the thread.))

@ErikUden

You're thinking of 2016. This is just to keep it from getting worse. And Bernie is withholding his endorsement and the sexism and racism from the right and the left is just warming up.

@ErikUden

Of course the current one is always the most important one. Those of the past aren't important anymore. And nobody knows about the elections in 4 years time.

@ErikUden the last one made me laugh out loud 🤣
@ErikUden I mean I would prefer to pretend that, yes 😂
@ErikUden Dude, WTH?
@janisf You did not fall out of a coconut tree !!
@ErikUden I'm pretty sure it was a beech, or maybe an ash....
@ErikUden
Ich finde es immer wieder gruselig, wie dieser cop am lachen ist
@ErikUden the part where the wench stopped yapping and the nature started naturing was the part I enjoyed
@ErikUden We should be so lucky. We could have Ster in charge of the Department of Gaming.