How to actually appeal to young voters and win the 2024 elections
Joe Biden.... w a k e u p
This is elderly abuse
These are my favorite Dark Brandon memes (it was funny before Biden did this himself)
I am a true Dark Brandon Acolyte
This is a supervillain speech
I can't take it no more

Things that are younger than Joe Biden (1942) or Donald Trump (1946):

  • Bill Clinton (1946)
  • India (1947)
  • Diamonds on engagement rings (1947)
  • Color TVs (1954)
  • US Highways (1956)
  • Alaska and Hawaii being US States (1959)
  • Birth Control Pills (1960)
  • Walmart (1962)
  • Pineapple on Pizza (1962)
  • Legal Interracial Marriage (1967)
  • Calling 911 (1968)
  • High Fives (1977)
  • Last French Guillotine Execution (1977)
  • CNN (1980)
  • Ciabatta Bread (1982)

Also: Over 95% of the US Population is below the age of 78.

99% willpower 1% aim
There can only be one
WE FOUND HIM
Vincent Van Gogh to the polls
The final time anyone is allowed to post this image
We're so barack
This was all a ploy
They're not ready πŸ₯₯🌴
The Lord Almighty has Spoken
The whitest man you know will fall out of a coconut tree πŸ₯₯🌴
If you can't give us Buttigeg, at least consider...
It's Kamencing πŸ₯₯🌴
ALL IN WHICH YOU LIVE AND WHAT CAME BEFORE YOU πŸ₯₯🌴
to distract from the fact Joe Biden was too senile to have a debate, The Guardian published an article claiming he has β€œgood sex” with his wife. we're just supposed to pretend this didn't happen or...??
This is the most important election in our lifetime.
Harris/Harris 2024
I just love to post this here because in a year's time this will not make sense for anyone, yet in this brief moment we all understood.

@ErikUden If this was even a theoretical possibility, I would donate to a US election as a European.<3

((The Harris/Harris post, that is. Not sure where my answer shows up in the thread.))

@ErikUden

You're thinking of 2016. This is just to keep it from getting worse. And Bernie is withholding his endorsement and the sexism and racism from the right and the left is just warming up.

@ErikUden

Of course the current one is always the most important one. Those of the past aren't important anymore. And nobody knows about the elections in 4 years time.

@ErikUden the last one made me laugh out loud 🀣
@ErikUden I mean I would prefer to pretend that, yes πŸ˜‚
@ErikUden That's just a psy-op to piss off Trump.
@ErikUden Dude, WTH?
@janisf You did not fall out of a coconut tree !!
@ErikUden I'm pretty sure it was a beech, or maybe an ash....
@ErikUden
Ich finde es immer wieder gruselig, wie dieser cop am lachen ist
@ErikUden the part where the wench stopped yapping and the nature started naturing was the part I enjoyed
@ErikUden We should be so lucky. We could have Ster in charge of the Department of Gaming.
Rats, we're rats; we're the rats.

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@ErikUden
Debates would be interesting, that's for sure.
@ErikUden What God wants, God gets.
@ErikUden
I'll steal a line from Douglas Adams here:
"My cat. I call him The Lord Almighty".
Said by the man in a shack who makes all the important political decisions about the galaxy without knowing that's what he's doing. Which might also be relevant here. πŸ˜›
@ErikUden The Lord almighty being Obama
@ErikUden he would win, and goppers would be very cranky
@ErikUden Deep State alles hÀngt zusammen 🀣
@ErikUden if only he'd held a rally at the foot of the Dark Tower
@ErikUden

"Over 95% of the US Population is below the age of 78."

yeah because they die of poverty and gun violence before
@ErikUden "last French guillotine execution" seems presumptive.
@driusan β€œlast French guillotine execution... for now”
@ErikUden even Ozzy Osbourne and Alice Cooper are younger. (Both 1948). But Trump is younger than Mick Jagger (1943).

@ErikUden

Biden and Trump are older than the first working transistor (1948).

The resistor is older. It has been there for ages.