@hacks4pancakes well I get the hypocrisy but not trusting computers to count votes is a pretty good take imo. We of all people know how easy it is for computers to get things wrong, and worse, how hard it is to figure out what it was exactly that went wrong.

Edit, to clarify: It’s ofc fine to use computers to count paper ballots. But replacing them with digital votes would be a problem, and this quote suggests (to me) that they wouldn’t consider that a problem, which bothers me

@can @hacks4pancakes The system Texas uses is pretty solid. We have a set of many machines which offer the selections and print a human-readable ballot so you can verify the selections you made. We then have another machine on top of the ballot bin which does the first count of the votes, since machine-printed characters are easy to OCR. The ballots stay in the bin for later hand counts.
@can @hacks4pancakes are they computers? I’ve lived in six different states and for the most part they’re just scanners that pick up what people have marked on the ballot and tally them.
@CatDragon @can there’s the opposite, where it’s a computer but you see and can validate a printed receipt.
Xerox scanners/photocopiers randomly alter numbers in scanned documents

Xerox scanners/photocopiers randomly alter numbers in scanned documents Please see the „condensed time line“ section (the next one) for a time line of how the Xerox saga unfolded. It for example depicts that I did not push the thing to the public right away, but gave Xerox a lot of time before I did so. <iframe width="700" height="394" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/c0O6UXrOZJo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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The cognitive dissonance is just wow.

@hacks4pancakes to be fair, it's well established that we can't trust his self-driving cars as well

He'd never admit that directly, of course

@hacks4pancakes "self-driving" (weird al begins to scream in the background)

@hacks4pancakes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc&t=152

(i watched the whole video for this timestamped link)

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes (Official 4K Video)

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@hacks4pancakes sidenote: this is probably my all-time favorite weird al song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSA7kKNu2Y
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me (Official 4K Video)

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@hacks4pancakes Every conservative condemnation is a confession.
@malcircuit @hacks4pancakes The phrase "still not a drag queen" has become an auto-response in my head when I read about USA conservative stances.
@hacks4pancakes Well, #Naziboy does know that his “self-driving cars” are a con.
@hacks4pancakes @nopatience oh no, he's gonna try to get everyone to use his own computer to count them instead, isn't he?

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The only thing you can't trust is a biljonair.

@hacks4pancakes what if I don't trust #VotingMachines and distrust #Musk at the same time...

@hacks4pancakes you could never trust computers to count votes.

https://youtu.be/LkH2r-sNjQs

Why Electronic Voting Is Still A Bad Idea

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@hacks4pancakes They fly his spaceships too.
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the numbers reported are all fake. actual sale much lower. humanoid's all fake. cgi bullshit. he is desperate to raise more money for failing spaceX. wall street is in it too....

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#ElonMusk is a moron, AND I CAN PROVE IT:

Besides the fact the South African born owner of the largest #EV car manufacturer in the world is backing a man who calls #ClimateChange "a hoax" and will roll back ALL #CarbonReduction targets currently in place…

…He claims to fear what #Harris will do to him if she wins.

Ergo, he'd be better off supporting pro-EV Harris working to ensure she wins.

But this isn't about fear of Harris' retribution. It's about POWER, RACISM & HATE.

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Well, guess he knows the quality of his product…

@hacks4pancakes Well, we can't trust computers to count votes.

People who care about clean elections count pieces of paper by hand.

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If Musk were chosen as republican presidential candidate, and you were the democrat candidate, would you feel safe in a road anymore?

@hacks4pancakes If you want to vote remotely and by computer,
you can key the candidate of your choice into any available Tesla.

Your vote counts!

@hacks4pancakes A timely reminder that it’s literally impossible to steal votes with voting machines that produce paper ballots, like the ones used in all 7 swing states in 2020. Why? Because you can do hand recounts and compare those totals to the vote tallies reported by the machines. Unless Trump voters were ALL stupid enough to fail to notice that their Trump vote was changed to Biden on their paper ballot, then their vote wasn’t changed… as proven by the hand recounts.
@hacks4pancakes in fairness his self driving cars are pretty bad at driving...
@hacks4pancakes Just a small contribution for debate: in Venezuela they have printed and e-vote. Maduro stolled the ellections and never showed de records of the e-votes. Why? Because it IS Very difficult and hard fraud e-vote records. Here in Brazil Bolsonaro insisted in frauds (we use 100,% e-vote). Never get It... E-vote is secure. It IS not a Musk toy.
@hacks4pancakes I'd trust a computer to count votes before I'd trust someone like Elon
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I think he's under the delusion that Orange Julius will fund his Mars fantasy.
@AG100pct I’m not sure there’s coherent thought theee anymore
@hacks4pancakes Maybe this is him acknowledging that his "self driving" is a shame and does not work.

@hacks4pancakes Goddammit, this is such ignorant bullshit...

To begin with, the computers in the cars are protected much better than those of the voting machines.

Furthermore, it depends on what "voting machines" means. In my country they are just glorified printers. The voter uses the computer of the machine to select a vote - but eventually the selection is printed and then counted by hand.

And if the meaning is "remote voting", then voting has requirements like anonymity, non-repudiation, authentication, protection from coercion, etc. that car computers don't need and don't have. I once wrote a small essay on this subject - "why we can order cucumbers over the Internet but can't vote remotely".

Oh, yes, and the self-drviving part of Musk's cars pretty much sucks; I wouldn't trust that, either.

@bontchev the meaning is our electronic counting machines with paper back ups, and the point of this meme is 100% valid.
@hacks4pancakes Not sure what you mean by "valid" but I'd distrust both electronic counting and Tesla's self-driving.
@bontchev I implore you to stop. Lives are in the balance.

@hacks4pancakes With the current state of Tesla's self-driving, lives surely are in the balance, LOL.

They did try to implement fully electronic voting here but, thankfully, we made them see some sense, so we're using the glorified printers for now. And even that is optional - I mean, they have to be available, but people can select to mark their vote by hand on a piece of paper, if they so prefer.

@bontchev you are not helping. I’m sorry. Posts like this cause irreparable harm. For what? Looking smart?I am having to flee my own country.

@hacks4pancakes Sorry to hear that but I don't understand what my posts have to do with it. I assume it's because you're afraid of the possible new government? Then it's the fault of that government and of those who voted for it; requiring a trustworthy and and secure voting process has nothing to do with it. Besides, I was speaking about my country.

But let me elaborate on the "trustworthy" part, because this was one of the arguments we used here. See, if the voting process is "hackable", an adversary (internal or external) doesn't even need to actually hack it. All that is needed is to demonstrate the possibility and this would undermine the trust in the election process. So, an old and established method that people already trust is preferable. If it were up to me, I'd remove computers from the process entirely - pen and paper only.

@bontchev our e-voting machines have a paper trail. They either count paper belllots, or they produce paper receipts to be vetted by the voter and any audit.

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WTF do you mean fully electronic voting? Like, online and on the internet? That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

That's not how it is done in the U.S. No! Voting machines are never connected to the internet, ever! Electronic voting machines still use paper printouts for backups thus making them 100% secure.

The point of the meme was that Elon, who knows how computers work, has displayed a deep ignorance towards those voting machines operation. Thus making the meme 100% valid.

Elon is not as smart as most think. He became a billionaire because of his daddy's money. He got stupid lucky with PayPal. He bought Tesla (he didn't invent electric cars). He's not a genius and he is in fact an immigrant interferring in our elections.

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@jeff @hacks4pancakes Yeah, by remote voting I meant voting over the Internet. Yes, I agree that it's an incredibly dumb idea. But there is a guy here - he even was "minister of electronic governance" (yes, we have such a ministry) with a previous government - who was pushing for it. Thank goodness we managed to stop him.
@bontchev let me reiterate: a foreign agent billionaire who makes computers intended to eminently reliable is purposefully trying to sow doubt on our very validated and paper-redundant democratic elections. That is bad, and the hypocrisy is worth lampooning.
@hacks4pancakes @bontchev did a little googling on the arguer. Oh, my.

@bontchev @hacks4pancakes

Speaking as someone who has worked on both voting machine security¹ ² and automotive embedded systems security,³ ⁴ I can say: Lesley is 100% right, and your take here and below is wrong and (in context) harmful.

Automotive ECUs communicate within a car over high-speed networks. They are connected to the outside world via cellular and other wireless networks. In a drive-by-wire car, compromised ECUs can cause physical harm.

For the 2024 election, voting machines in nearly all jurisdictions will record the voter’s selections on a paper record that voters can check.⁵ Voting machines are just one part of a careful system of election procedures that is software-independent: one in which we can have confidence in the reported outcome of an election even in the (hypothetical) presence of compromised or malicious voting machines.⁶

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¹ https://votingsystems.cdn.sos.ca.gov/oversight/ttbr/Hart-source-public.pdf
² https://www.cs.utexas.edu/~hovav/dist/avc.pdf
³ https://www.cs.utexas.edu/~hovav/dist/cars-oakland2010.pdf
https://www.cs.utexas.edu/~hovav/dist/cars-usenixsec2011.pdf
https://verifiedvoting.org/verifier/#mode/navigate/map/ppEquip/mapType/normal/year/2024
https://www.carnegie.org/publications/securing-vote-protecting-american-democracy/

@hacks4pancakes despite Republicans voting against that election reform bill, we've managed to increase the share of auditable machines. Something like 98.5% of voters live in districts with voter-verified paper audit trails or manually marked paper ballots, and there are generally various checks during initial tallying and recounts to avoid shenanigans.
https://www.americanprogress.org/article/election-security-50-states/

I still prefer India's machines for supply chain / physical security:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_voting_in_India

@hacks4pancakes Perhaps in that case we need to ask ourselves whether we should allow self-driving cars?
@hacks4pancakes Probably like in his "robots" his "self-driving" cars are not really controlled by a computer.