google ai LOVES to step in when it sees โ€œvsโ€ and will try its hardest to compare whatever you throw at it
i always get them mixed up
@samhenrigold The more you learnโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
@samhenrigold Something in my brain says "peanut butter bombโ€œ, and really wants to have one.
@samhenrigold I thought the comparison between atomic bombs and peanut butter was well established.
@samhenrigold the cold war would be quite different if we were worried about peanut allergy instead of glowing in the dark.
@samhenrigold to be fair it is really good at comparing relevant traits like their health effects and yield, which is applicable to both. I'd trust this over like, versus dot com

@samhenrigold

If we dropped 50 megatons of peanut butter on the centre if a large city, what would be the effect?

@kmmich

@EricLawton @samhenrigold hmm... Boston molasses flood was only 12 kilotons... Quite the extrapolation to be done there...
I'd figure it would take considerably longer for the mushroom(s) to develop than with a 50 Mton bomb, though.
@EricLawton @samhenrigold @kmmich QUESTION: "If we dropped 50 megatons of peanut butter on the centre if a large city, what would be the effect?" PARTIAL ANSWER: "The Effects of Peanut Butter on the Rotation of the Earth" https://improbable.com/airchives/classical/articles/peanut_butter_rotation.html
The Effects of Peanut Butter on the Rotation of the Earth

@samhenrigold Have you tried โ€œwhy is a raven like a writing desk?โ€?
What Beats Rock Game

Play Rock Paper Scissors but it... keeps going?

@miranda_blue @samhenrigold I love this thing ๐Ÿ˜„

My current streak:

Misinformation ๐Ÿคœ Decades of scientific progress ๐Ÿคœ The replication crisis ๐Ÿคœ String theory ๐Ÿคœ The multiverse ๐Ÿคœ Heat death of the universe ๐Ÿคœ Covid ๐Ÿคœ rock

@samhenrigold

The ottoman empire was shitty for heating up frozen mozzarella sticks.

@samhenrigold Tough matchup, but styles make fights
@samhenrigold @grrrr_shark Their LLM was feed one too many girlfriend vs tank memes...
@catsalad @samhenrigold @grrrr_shark one part of my self was hoping, that you just invented this meme.
@samhenrigold does it include pricing information for the Ottoman empire? Asking for a friend.
@samhenrigold youโ€™re a Breville Smart Oven AirFryer, Iโ€™m an Ottoman Empire, we are not the same
@nickfoster can i make it anymore obvious
@samhenrigold which one did you buy?
@efi split the difference, bought an air fryer from a sofa store called The Ottoman Empire
@samhenrigold
What happens to "code vs studio"?
As in "code visual studio".
@AliveDevil boring result, just compared VS Code to VS original flavor
@samhenrigold
That is indeed boring. Thanks.
@samhenrigold Google doesn't even cooks something funโ€ฆ
@samhenrigold Made it better for you
@dragfyre but it makes cookies VERY well
@samhenrigold I know @mitch will back me up on this one, the air fryer's got this one on lockdown
@samhenrigold Surprisingly the answers are correct, like what a reasonable person would say if they got it as an odd-ball question on a school or interview test.
@samhenrigold and they said this was impossible
@aburka
@samhenrigold
Not impossible, just inappropriate, shame on you ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜
@samhenrigold Ottoman empire wins hands down!
@samhenrigold "... Some say..." #wtf is this? A #Trump emulator? ๐Ÿคจ
@samhenrigold Welp. I guess I need to consult my doctor before we make s'mores again. Thanks Google AI!
@samhenrigold @paulmcaleer Thereโ€™s a Simpsons quote for everything.
@samhenrigold "while tabletop foreplay is a different activity"
@samhenrigold not ready for primetime ๐Ÿ˜น
@samhenrigold I was hoping to trip it up with "The Pill vs the Springhill Mine Disaster," but it didn't bite.
@samhenrigold I love how controlling a vast amount of territory is a feature, very good.
@samhenrigold A bobcat vs Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
@samhenrigold this is going to keep me up for hours laughing as I do more of these
@samhenrigold HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHEWAHHAEHEHAHHDSFEWH