Paul McAleer

@paulmcaleer
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Internet person.

Posts auto-deleted after 2 months. Ephemeral. Fleeting.

All opinions are my own and not those of any of my employers. No profile photo because you probably know what I look like.

Websitehttp://paulmcaleer.com/
superbad.com still exists.
This is your reminder that one can use the first lyric of “Old Time Rock 'n' Roll” – “Just take those old records off the shelf” – for the entirety of the song with no damage to it. Just repeat it. Every line, every verse, and even the chorus. Enjoy
There’s a brewery next door and they make an NA brew called Beer Zero
The day old section isn’t large, and it’s called Nine Inch Stales
Free store name for a bagel shop: Bread Like a Hole
Mobile Safari’s Reader Mode toggle button, designed to remove distractions and create a more pleasant reading environment, shows the user at least 5 options they must interact with first. (Mine has 10.)
So the headline would be: “Major home furnishings store announces complete rethink – you'll never guess which one”

One of my favorite FAQs remains IKEA's, “What is the full customer journey?” (on their as-is page.)

NO ONE ASKS THAT, EVER

Wondering aloud: is there a through-line from bad FAQs to clickbait headlines
When you go to a lousy conference, it's one prattle after another