After years of being informed that I am in the pocket of Big Tech (alas, without making a Big Tech salary), I would like to announce that, like the Olympians, I am ready to be sponsored by Parmesan cheese.
@evacide The Electronic Fromage Foundation, it's got success written all over it!

@evacide My new training session was sponsored by Gouda.

It's called 'Git Gouda'.

@evacide You'll have the golden opportunity to discard your previous 'do no parm' directive, so there's that.

@evacide

Nice way to be a Big Cheese away from Big Tech.

@evacide if I'd known a parmesan sponsorship was an option, definitely would've considered a different career
@evacide let us discuss parm reduction strategies: Sliced, served with fig preserves. Fried into crisps. On pizza. On eggplant. So many options.
@joncamfield See? My whole electronic privacy and security training curriculum could potentially revolve around cheese.
@evacide I am here to help maximize parm reduction. I’m also well versed in PGP (pretty good Pinot) if we can work that angle.
@joncamfield You are a delight. Never change.
@evacide I have changed. I gave up on the “w(h)ining about digisec” angle
@evacide I don't know about that. I think you need to be Colby, cream, or Rogue River Blue cheeses.
@jared My heart belongs to the Cowgirl Creamery's Mt. Tam Triple Cream.
@evacide I like big wheels and I cannot lie
@evacide
How about Edam? It's the only cheese that's made backwards.
@EndlessMason @evacide I thought you were referencing some obscure technical information I was in the dark about, but then it dawned on me. Cripes what a pun!
@evacide Advertising slogan: The purpose of a stilton is what it does.

@evacide

Tell me when to stop....

@evacide i'm not sure if I _could_ be rich enough to not want to be sponsored by Parmesan cheese
@evacide Be careful, they microchip those cheese wheels.
@evacide cheese wheel splits trapped in your soul?

@evacide

Parmigiano Reggiano, not Parmesan

to be sponsored by cheese, you must be precise

🫡🧀

https://gabrieleseghizzi.com/stories/giorgia-villa-parmigiano-reggiano/

Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa, official ambassador of Consorzio del Formaggio Parmigiano Reggiano to #Olympics2024:

Giorgia Villa - Parmigiano Reggiano | Gabriele Seghizzi

Giorgia Villa has been chosen as a new ambassador for Parmigiano Reggiano. I have been commissioned to do their first shooting together.

Gabriele Seghizzi
@evacide Ah, to be a big wheel, of cheese.

@evacide

Tracking division?

Cheese and chips: parmesan producers fight fakes with microtransponders | Cheese | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/aug/18/parmesan-producers-fight-fakes-microtransponders-chips-rind

Cheese and chips: parmesan producers fight fakes with microtransponders

Counterfeits are the bane of the Parmigiano Reggiano Consortium, which is now trialling tech in the rind

The Guardian
@evacide You missed a „Big Parma“ joke there.