After years of being informed that I am in the pocket of Big Tech (alas, without making a Big Tech salary), I would like to announce that, like the Olympians, I am ready to be sponsored by Parmesan cheese.
@evacide I don't know about that. I think you need to be Colby, cream, or Rogue River Blue cheeses.
@jared My heart belongs to the Cowgirl Creamery's Mt. Tam Triple Cream.