After years of being informed that I am in the pocket of Big Tech (alas, without making a Big Tech salary), I would like to announce that, like the Olympians, I am ready to be sponsored by Parmesan cheese.
@evacide let us discuss parm reduction strategies: Sliced, served with fig preserves. Fried into crisps. On pizza. On eggplant. So many options.
@joncamfield See? My whole electronic privacy and security training curriculum could potentially revolve around cheese.
@evacide I am here to help maximize parm reduction. I’m also well versed in PGP (pretty good Pinot) if we can work that angle.
@joncamfield You are a delight. Never change.
@evacide I have changed. I gave up on the “w(h)ining about digisec” angle