evacideAfter years of being informed that I am in the pocket of Big Tech (alas, without making a Big Tech salary), I would like to announce that, like the Olympians, I am ready to be sponsored by Parmesan cheese.
Jon@evacide The Electronic Fromage Foundation, it's got success written all over it!
lachlan slowly taming rust@evacide My new training session was sponsored by Gouda.
It's called 'Git Gouda'.
Eric G.@evacide You'll have the golden opportunity to discard your previous 'do no parm' directive, so there's that.
mindsetsNice way to be a Big Cheese away from Big Tech.
Eric Phetteplace@evacide if I'd known a parmesan sponsorship was an option, definitely would've considered a different career
johne
joncamfield@evacide let us discuss parm reduction strategies: Sliced, served with fig preserves. Fried into crisps. On pizza. On eggplant. So many options.
@joncamfield See? My whole electronic privacy and security training curriculum could potentially revolve around cheese.
@evacide I am here to help maximize parm reduction. I’m also well versed in PGP (pretty good Pinot) if we can work that angle.
@joncamfield You are a delight. Never change.
@evacide I have changed. I gave up on the “w(h)ining about digisec” angle
Jared@evacide I don't know about that. I think you need to be Colby, cream, or Rogue River Blue cheeses.
@jared My heart belongs to the Cowgirl Creamery's Mt. Tam Triple Cream.
mav 
CES
Captain Observant@evacide I like big wheels and I cannot lie
EndlessMason@evacide
How about Edam? It's the only cheese that's made backwards.
How about Edam? It's the only cheese that's made backwards.
Oblomov@EndlessMason @evacide I thought you were referencing some obscure technical information I was in the dark about, but then it dawned on me. Cripes what a pun!
noodle@evacide Advertising slogan: The purpose of a stilton is what it does.
PetterOfCats
Jamie BoothTell me when to stop....
Gregory P. Smith (he/him) 
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Dr. Russ 
@evacide "Big Parma"
@evacide i'm not sure if I _could_ be rich enough to not want to be sponsored by Parmesan cheese
Alexandre B A Villares 🐍
Kee Hinckley@evacide Be careful, they microchip those cheese wheels.
THIS ACCOUNT HAS MOVED@evacide cheese wheel splits trapped in your soul?
Regan King
ᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESParmigiano Reggiano, not Parmesan
to be sponsored by cheese, you must be precise
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https://gabrieleseghizzi.com/stories/giorgia-villa-parmigiano-reggiano/
Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa, official ambassador of Consorzio del Formaggio Parmigiano Reggiano to #Olympics2024:
LeighC2@evacide Ah, to be a big wheel, of cheese.
mvarioTracking division?
Cheese and chips: parmesan producers fight fakes with microtransponders | Cheese | The Guardian
Dörtie@evacide You missed a „Big Parma“ joke there.