Did you know that #XScreenSaver (yes, the collection of screensavers for X11) is available on Android?

And that #Google requires it to have a privacy policy in order to be available in the Play Store?

And that the maintainer chose to crowd-source a privacy policy where every item starts with "Unlike Google"?

It's become a great list of all the privacy violations Google did and still does. And I thought that it's gonna be long, but it's even longer than I imagined.

https://www.jwz.org/xscreensaver/google.html

@scy What's the use case for an Android screen saver?

On my phone, I want the screen switched off when not in use, to save battery.

I have a tablet which is in use in the kitchen as a #HomeAssistant dashboard - this is permanently plugged in so no worries about battery life. But it exists so that we can see things at a glance, so we don't want a screen saver there either.

@TimWardCam @scy

To state the obvious:
You do not have a use case for a screen saver? Then do not use it.

@residuum @scy Sure. But that doesn't stop me being curious as to the use cases that other people have.
@TimWardCam @residuum Watching it for the aesthetics or nostalgia.
@scy @TimWardCam @residuum Also the maintainer himself is kind of a legend.
@scy @TimWardCam @residuum I use it in my Nvidia Shield because the Matrix screensaver looks awesome on my TV

@TimWardCam Different strokes for different folks.

@residuum @scy

@scy @residuum @TimWardCam XScreenSaver may be used in Android-powered TVs and screens that stay on for hours. A bit of a niche use case, but a case it is
@csolisr @scy @residuum @TimWardCam
Besides, the linked page mentions live wallpapers β€” maybe that is a good use case for it on a phone 🀷
@TimWardCam @residuum @scy As I read the privacy policy, one possible usecase is as a live (animated) background on the homescreen …
@TimWardCam @scy it's the xscreensaver code, usable as an android live wallpaper. Which is usable as the background to your app launcher
@TimWardCam @scy Android has a screensaver feature, and they can be set as live wallpapers as well.
@TimWardCam @scy I think the main use case is as a vehicle to troll Google. 😁
@TimWardCam @scy you can use it as a live (animated) wallpaper.
@TimWardCam @scy : I have a TV that runs Android. I think that could use a screensaver.
@scy The last one is especially delicious. 😬
@scy This should be the new standard.
@scy
I absolutely don't need a screen saver on my phone, but hell yeah I'm installing it, just so I can agree to the privacy policy
@scy
Half an hour later my phone battery is dead because I've been going through all the old X11 screen savers on it. I remember now why I never bother installing it on any of my Linux machines. They're all so deliciously bad. Like, almost so bad they are good, but instead so bad they are just really bad.
@scy Neat bit of leverage.
@scy that's glorious.
@scy The last one in the list is priceless
@scy I’m sure there’s as β€œGoogle burn-in” joke in there somewhere …

@scy LOL:

Unlike Google, XScreenSaver will never offer you advice, as it cannot talk. In the event that XScreenSaver does talk, we ask you to ignore its advice. As we do with Google.

@scy The last item is really the most important one!!
@scy As soon as you said "the maintainer" I knew this was going to be good - JWZ has been doing this kind of thing since before he was at Netscape.
@scy What's not gonna be long is how short will it stay before google bans it "for inappropriate privacy policy" 😈🀑
@scy But will it (unlike Google) never give you up, let you down or run around and desert you?
@scy this person is my today-hero
@scy
Oh nice now XScreensaver can be downloaded from the Google Play Store too, I only known that it's available on f-droid. πŸ˜„ 😁
That privacy policy is genius, I like the wording. 😍
@scy the maintainer is actually here too and is @jwz
@scy Well played 😁

@scy

jwz's snark is my spirit animal πŸ˜„

@scy
Have you seen the version that scrolls up like Star Wars?
@scy
I just wonder why he even bothers to get it into Google's Play Store when there's a simple apk file available. Also there's F-Droid, IzzyOnDroid and other free app stores.
@amarok There's a name for that feeling, it's called elitism.

@scy

XScreenSaver will never prevent you from running an Ad Blocker

what if my screen is locked 

@scy @jwz is one of my favorite coders of all time and XJack is my favorite screensaver. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
@scy This is a list of googles crimes against humanity
@scy
Yeah, seeing "Unlike Google, XScreenSaver will never collaborate in genocide." makes me trust this maintainer politically. Not.
@scy wonderful idea :-)
@scy it just keeps going

- posted by Penny, she/her
Plural Plugin
Plural Plugin

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@scy "unlike google, we'll time bomb this code to annoy you when you use it on old devices"