#Kambucha is flavoured pond water and #herbaltea with floral #essence is basically diluted shower gel. There.

#controversialopinion #cancelled #tea

And yes, my whole personality is *just* coffee.
There.

☕️🧟‍♀️

#controversialopinion #confession

And while I am at it, and have nothing more to lose, craft (and non craft) #beer smells like #woodpolish.
There. 🍺

#controversialopinion #truthbombs #cancelled

(Have not had any #caffeine in my blood stream today, & it probably shows.)