When walking along any pavement I always walk on two-part drain covers for good luck, avoid three-part drain covers because it's bad luck and am neutral about a single drain cover because that's the rules. I'm a forty year old very senior civil servant working in London.

When walking along any pavement I always walk on two-part drain covers for good luck, avoid three-part drain covers because it's bad luck and am neutral about a single drain cover because that's the rules. I'm a forty year old very senior civil servant working in London.

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When I was a kid I came home from school to find i was locked out, in a rage I punched the window and broke it. Managed to find a dead pigeon nearby and placed it at the door. Parents thought a bird flew into it, and I dodged a grounding.

When I was a kid I came home from school to find i was locked out, in a rage I punched the window and broke it. Managed to find a dead pigeon nearby and placed it at the door. Parents thought a bird flew into it, and I dodged a grounding.

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Boyfriend shared a fantasy that I would tell him I was commando at a restaurant. When we next dined out, he vented so much anxiety about other topics that I had no chance to tell him I was commando nor would he have been receptive. Relationship withered on the vine.

Boyfriend shared a fantasy that I would tell him I was commando at a restaurant. When we next dined out, he vented so much anxiety about other topics that I had no chance to tell him I was commando nor would he have been receptive. Relationship withered on the vine.

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Every copy of the Private Eye that comes through our door goes straight into the recycling. I just don't have the time or energy to read it, not even the cartoons. But proper journalism needs to be supported, and I do my bit.

Every copy of the Private Eye that comes through our door goes straight into the recycling. I just don't have the time or energy to read it, not even the cartoons. But proper journalism needs to be supported, and I do my bit.

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Our office has recruited a new Head of Data Analytics. First week here he asked me for help with an excel doc. It was like he has never used excel in his life. The way he typed I doubt he's even used a PC before. I'm telling no-one, grabbing the popcorn & watching this play out.

Our office has recruited a new Head of Data Analytics. First week here he asked me for help with an excel doc. It was like he has never used excel in his life. The way he typed I doubt he's even used a PC before. I'm telling no-one, grabbing the popcorn & watching this play out.

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When my son was potty training, I'd often take photos of the massive jobbies he'd do in his potty to show the wife. Had to stop when he mimicked taking pictures of the potty contents with his Fisher Price phone.

When my son was potty training, I'd often take photos of the massive jobbies he'd do in his potty to show the wife. Had to stop when he mimicked taking pictures of the potty contents with his Fisher Price phone.

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I took my mum's 50 year old wedding dress to be made into a memory bear. The thing I collected was so horrific, dad said "what the fuck is that?" when I showed him. Mum thinks dad accidentally threw the dress away. It's been burried in my loft for five years now.

I took my mum's 50 year old wedding dress to be made into a memory bear. The thing I collected was so horrific, dad said "what the fuck is that?" when I showed him. Mum thinks dad accidentally threw the dress away. It's been burried in my loft for five years now.

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Before I left the Post Office I nicked a small pile of those "sorry we missed you" cards. The neighbour I hated missed SO many parcels. Did I waste your time, Ben? TURN YOUR FUCKING STEREO DOWN.

Before I left the Post Office I nicked a small pile of those "sorry we missed you" cards. The neighbour I hated missed SO many parcels. Did I waste your time, Ben? TURN YOUR FUCKING STEREO DOWN.

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