I've started asking people the thought experiment "are there more doors or wheels on planet earth?". I don't really care about their answer, but the speed at which they ask ChatGPT allows me to assess how much I care about their thoughts and opinions on other matters.

I've started asking people the thought experiment "are there more doors or wheels on planet earth?". I don't really care about their answer, but the speed at which they ask ChatGPT allows me to assess how much I care about their thoughts and opinions on other matters.

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Is there something on your mind that's troubling you? Tell Fesshole and Fesshole might tell the world: b3ta.com/addfess

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I last longer when I use a condom, because I try to get my money's worth out of it.

I last longer when I use a condom, because I try to get my money's worth out of it.

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Wifes latest middle-class adventure: eco-friendly cleaning products on mail order subscription. I keep a bottle of Dettol Power Spray at the back of a cupboard because the new ones are total crap

Wifes latest middle-class adventure: eco-friendly cleaning products on mail order subscription. I keep a bottle of Dettol Power Spray at the back of a cupboard because the new ones are total crap

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In the 90s my brother got a job distributing samples of Dove soap to houses in our area. He wasn't enthusiastic. I've just finished the last case of samples, which I've been using as travel soaps for about 30 years.

In the 90s my brother got a job distributing samples of Dove soap to houses in our area. He wasn't enthusiastic. I've just finished the last case of samples, which I've been using as travel soaps for about 30 years.

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In my teens, used to "enjoy" the Benny Benassi Satisfaction music video. I can't see it now without horror at people generating and breathing in concrete dust with no respiratory protection.

In my teens, used to "enjoy" the Benny Benassi Satisfaction music video. I can't see it now without horror at people generating and breathing in concrete dust with no respiratory protection.

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When my children behave well, I tell them they have a 'good point' and when they're naughty they get a 'bad point'. They sometimes ask how many points they have, and I make up a number. I'm not actually counting. There's no goal. Just points for the sake of points.

When my children behave well, I tell them they have a 'good point' and when they're naughty they get a 'bad point'. They sometimes ask how many points they have, and I make up a number. I'm not actually counting. There's no goal. Just points for the sake of points.

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FESSHOLE LIVE TICKETS: 18 Jun 2026 - New Adelphi Club, Hull; 20 Jun 2026 - Cambridge Junction sites.google.com/view/fessho…

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The bloke over the road is a dodgy second hand car dealer, who often has numerous cars parked like an arse on our narrow street. I take delight on putting googly eyes over the parking sensors on them. I'm 55 years old and I'm really not sorry for my pettiness.

The bloke over the road is a dodgy second hand car dealer, who often has numerous cars parked like an arse on our narrow street. I take delight on putting googly eyes over the parking sensors on them. I'm 55 years old and I'm really not sorry for my pettiness.

#confession