Been a professional musician for over 40 years & played in massive venues all round the world backing rock legends. Best crowd reaction? My mates birthday party in a half empty pub in Northampton segueing Depeche Modes 'Cant Get Enough' into 'Baby Shark'

Been a professional musician for over 40 years & played in massive venues all round the world backing rock legends. Best crowd reaction? My mates birthday party in a half empty pub in Northampton segueing Depeche Modes 'Cant Get Enough' into 'Baby Shark'

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It annoys me more than it should that the leaderboard on linked's queens game uses dense-rank() rather than rank(). If two people get the joint best time then the next person should be third, not second.

It annoys me more than it should that the leaderboard on linked's queens game uses dense-rank() rather than rank(). If two people get the joint best time then the next person should be third, not second.

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I wear a wristwatch to match my outfit every day. The fess is that they've all had dead batteries for years and I still check the time on my phone.

I wear a wristwatch to match my outfit every day. The fess is that they've all had dead batteries for years and I still check the time on my phone.

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Not a fess, more an apology, Portugal 2006, offered to give a piggy back to a lass who wanted to come back to the apartment, misjudged her weight in my drunken state, fell over, landed on her leg, she was in pain and I ran off with my mates in sheer panic. If that was you, sorry

Not a fess, more an apology, Portugal 2006, offered to give a piggy back to a lass who wanted to come back to the apartment, misjudged her weight in my drunken state, fell over, landed on her leg, she was in pain and I ran off with my mates in sheer panic. If that was you, sorry

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I collect my boyfriend's belly button fluff. I'm not sure how it started or what to do with it all. The little box is getting quite full.

I collect my boyfriend's belly button fluff. I'm not sure how it started or what to do with it all. The little box is getting quite full.

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Only bloke at work: toilet was unisex & you could see who went in there from the staffroom. Went for a piss, saw skid marks in the toilet. Tried to piss them off, failed. Knew I couldn't leave them there as they'd think I was the skidder. Took ages to clean them off.

Only bloke at work: toilet was unisex & you could see who went in there from the staffroom. Went for a piss, saw skid marks in the toilet. Tried to piss them off, failed. Knew I couldn't leave them there as they'd think I was the skidder. Took ages to clean them off.

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I know it's bad for you but I love not chewing my food. My favourite meal is chilli con carne with rice as I can just shovel it down the back of my throat like a boiler man slinging coal into a furnace on an ocean liner.

I know it's bad for you but I love not chewing my food. My favourite meal is chilli con carne with rice as I can just shovel it down the back of my throat like a boiler man slinging coal into a furnace on an ocean liner.

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I've let my dog sample every one of my bodily excretions. He seems to like ear wax the best. This probably doesn't need stating but I live alone, except for the dog.

I've let my dog sample every one of my bodily excretions. He seems to like ear wax the best. This probably doesn't need stating but I live alone, except for the dog.

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Ready to unburden yourself? Click to confess: b3ta.com/addfess

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I mentioned I liked a meal my wife made, I now have it three times a week and I haven't got the heart to tell her, I absolutely loathe Lemon Chicken now. I cook the other nights, all different meals.

I mentioned I liked a meal my wife made, I now have it three times a week and I haven't got the heart to tell her, I absolutely loathe Lemon Chicken now. I cook the other nights, all different meals.

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