I have worked out a way of telling if my wife is angry at me by how she presents food, example - tomatoes. If her salad has cherry tomatoes cut into quarters and mine are cut in half, or even whole, I have done something wrong.

I have worked out a way of telling if my wife is angry at me by how she presents food, example - tomatoes. If her salad has cherry tomatoes cut into quarters and mine are cut in half, or even whole, I have done something wrong.

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Expecting a daughter. My wife wanted to name her Amy but I said that there's a relative of mine, who passed away named Amy. This is false. The truth is, I had an Amy as a classmate and she was a cunt to me, so I hated the name Amy. Too stupid of a reason to admit to my wife.

Expecting a daughter. My wife wanted to name her Amy but I said that there's a relative of mine, who passed away named Amy. This is false. The truth is, I had an Amy as a classmate and she was a cunt to me, so I hated the name Amy. Too stupid of a reason to admit to my wife.

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Dad died late last year. His passport revealed that he made several trips to Thailand, telling my Mum that he was staying with his brother in Ireland. I also found a shit load of viagara in his shed. Haven't told anyone, yet.

Dad died late last year. His passport revealed that he made several trips to Thailand, telling my Mum that he was staying with his brother in Ireland. I also found a shit load of viagara in his shed. Haven't told anyone, yet.

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I suspected my husband was watching porn on his laptop. I installed a small spy cam in his bookshelf. Turned out he was playing Minecraft. He's 44. This is worse than porn.

I suspected my husband was watching porn on his laptop. I installed a small spy cam in his bookshelf. Turned out he was playing Minecraft. He's 44. This is worse than porn.

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Have you confessed on Fesshole yet? Go here to admit your sin: b3ta.com/addfess

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I like to hold water in my mouth, tilt my head back and then, keeping my mouth closed, poke my tongue up so it's like a little person swimming in a cave coming up for air. I can't be the only one who does this.

I like to hold water in my mouth, tilt my head back and then, keeping my mouth closed, poke my tongue up so it's like a little person swimming in a cave coming up for air. I can't be the only one who does this.

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I work in shipping and receiving for a company. One senior executive is known for being a twat to everyone junior to him. A package he addressed to Japan got delayed by months because it had been sent to Jordan instead. Errors happen more often for arseholes.

I work in shipping and receiving for a company. One senior executive is known for being a twat to everyone junior to him. A package he addressed to Japan got delayed by months because it had been sent to Jordan instead. Errors happen more often for arseholes.

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I do not regret having a child. I do however both rue and lament it.

I do not regret having a child. I do however both rue and lament it.

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I am 32 years old and only just realised that the "do not operate heavy machinery" warning includes cars. I just thought it meant like forklifts and JCBs.

I am 32 years old and only just realised that the "do not operate heavy machinery" warning includes cars. I just thought it meant like forklifts and JCBs.

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