Come to Fesshole Live in 2026! Tickets on sale for Manchester, Hull & Cambridge. Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm. Best of Fesshole, audience confessions, secret history & more: https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

Come to Fesshole Live in 2026! Tickets on sale for Manchester, Hull & Cambridge. Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm. Best of Fesshole, audience confessions, secret history & more: sites.google.com/view/fessho…

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Whilst paying at the checkout recently, I noticed a circular, faded imprint in the leatherwork of my wallet. At once, I was confronted by the tragic realisation that cause of the mark is an out of date condom being kept in the smal zip pocket for so long.

Whilst paying at the checkout recently, I noticed a circular, faded imprint in the leatherwork of my wallet. At once, I was confronted by the tragic realisation that cause of the mark is an out of date condom being kept in the smal zip pocket for so long.

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I have an absolute fear and hatred of whistling. It makes me feel physically ill when I hear it and, if I can, I try and leave the room if someone whistles near me. I can't tell friends or family because I'm scared that all they will do is whistle!

I have an absolute fear and hatred of whistling. It makes me feel physically ill when I hear it and, if I can, I try and leave the room if someone whistles near me. I can't tell friends or family because I'm scared that all they will do is whistle!

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My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award

My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award

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20 y/o me was a bit tight with money, said I would take a girl out for a date, drove to a park, spoke, did a little bit, and drove her home. When dropping her off, cheekily asked for petrol money and she chucked £20.00 at me with a look of disgust. I'm now 30, still single.

20 y/o me was a bit tight with money, said I would take a girl out for a date, drove to a park, spoke, did a little bit, and drove her home. When dropping her off, cheekily asked for petrol money and she chucked £20.00 at me with a look of disgust. I'm now 30, still single.

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My spouse always slices the bread so that the cut isn't at right angles to the base of the loaf. I try and correct their terrible slicing when I cut a slice meaning that I constantly end up with ridiculous wedge shaped slices.

My spouse always slices the bread so that the cut isn't at right angles to the base of the loaf. I try and correct their terrible slicing when I cut a slice meaning that I constantly end up with ridiculous wedge shaped slices.

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Stopped messaging some friends to see if they would initiate the conversation first. Been four years now and not a word. Feel I've made a terrible mistake.

Stopped messaging some friends to see if they would initiate the conversation first. Been four years now and not a word. Feel I've made a terrible mistake.

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As a kid I accompanied on several 3 year diplomatic postings. When I came back to do my A-Levels I was the arsehole who corrected the history teacher's pronunciation of almost every name on the syllabus. I didn't inherit my parents' diplomatic skills, which I deeply regret.

As a kid I accompanied on several 3 year diplomatic postings. When I came back to do my A-Levels I was the arsehole who corrected the history teacher's pronunciation of almost every name on the syllabus. I didn't inherit my parents' diplomatic skills, which I deeply regret.

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I eat pot noodles without putting the water in. I just put my hand in the mixture and eat it dry.

I eat pot noodles without putting the water in. I just put my hand in the mixture and eat it dry.

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I ate two packs of Waitrose Essential Sliced Mozzarella Cheese slices and the next morning did a turd that looked like one of those white dog poos bad comedians bang on about not seeing anymore. Will inevitably end up doing it again.

I ate two packs of Waitrose Essential Sliced Mozzarella Cheese slices and the next morning did a turd that looked like one of those white dog poos bad comedians bang on about not seeing anymore. Will inevitably end up doing it again.

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