Explain what you do in 4 words or less. I’ll go first:

Automate software delivery 🚚

@nixCraft conform to word challenges
@nixCraft Break computer programs.
@nixCraft Develop senior software engineers.
@nixCraft Just to clarify, I do mean the human ones. My mentoring work is by far my most valuable contribution.
@nixCraft facilitate access to information
@nixCraft works on my machine
@nixCraft learning to cool stuff
@nixCraft archaeologist of rotting logs
@nixCraft Fix machinery after maintenance (personel fucks it up completely)
@nixCraft yell at visual studio

@nixCraft Primary caregiver disabled family

Oh, you meant my paid job? Full-stack (Haskell backend) developer

@nixCraft software artist, democracy activist
@nixCraft deliver electricity to people
@nixCraft Test stuff in Production

@nixCraft
I do a few jobs so

Administer insurance(companies') systems

Make programs & apps

Fix broken computers

Administer computer/server systems

@nixCraft deliver irreverence and sarcasm.

Someone's got to fight against po faced corporate culture and the Linked In brain worms. More help is needed in this important area

@nixCraft stare at my screen 

@nixCraft automate business processes.

Which is a mixture of:

Cry over keyboard.

Fix antique software.

Perform the impossible.

@nixCraft Attend Profoundly Useless Meetings
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ensure important conversations happen
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Fill in Excel sheets 😢
@nixCraft Repair broken circuit boards.
@nixCraft Unblock people (see my bio).
@nixCraft If I would know …