nixCraft 🐧Explain what you do in 4 words or less. I’ll go first:
Automate software delivery 🚚
synlogic@nixCraft conform to word challenges
Tyler K. Nothing@nixCraft Sit at my computers.
Bill@nixCraft Break computer programs.
🏁⚡Omar Two Tone⚡🏁
@nixCraft
sell processed data sources
sell processed data sources
Urusan@nixCraft Develop senior software engineers.
@nixCraft Just to clarify, I do mean the human ones. My mentoring work is by far my most valuable contribution.
merely rhys@nixCraft I don't really know.
bazkie don't live here no more@nixCraft cry in the shower
nobody@nixCraft facilitate access to information
Juanjo Cuellar@nixCraft se cu ri ty
Allan Chow@nixCraft make the plan
Ryan Rester@nixCraft Fix all the things!
MegatronicThronBanks@nixCraft Exist in floating voids.
v89@nixCraft works on my machine
Charlie@nixCraft learning to cool stuff
Dan 
@nixCraft archaeologist of rotting logs
Dreit@nixCraft Fix machinery after maintenance (personel fucks it up completely)
Adrian 🔹@nixCraft squint at code
Alvaro@nixCraft yell at the screen
grey@nixCraft Spy on criminals
ricodegrumpy@nixCraft keep my team happy
Evan Isnor@nixCraft Name things.
Michael W Lucas 
Speak the bad truths.
MikeNM@nixCraft manage databases
@nixCraft balance the tech stack
seedyh@nixCraft yell at visual studio
rustybikes 🐧@nixCraft random office drone
Bryan Redeagle@nixCraft Make telephones go ring
Boyd Stephen Smith Jr.@nixCraft Primary caregiver disabled family
Oh, you meant my paid job? Full-stack (Haskell backend) developer
Maya🌙@nixCraft online babysitter
Reese Armstrong 
@nixCraft software artist, democracy activist
Adam Katz@nixCraft I stop email threats.
Cole Brodine@nixCraft deliver electricity to people
CupcakeRob
Acvaristul Lenes@nixCraft fix things. Build things
Gerg! ☕@nixCraft make storage go brrrr
alex@nixCraft Test stuff in Production
Yasuocidal@nixCraft
I do a few jobs so
Administer insurance(companies') systems
Make programs & apps
Fix broken computers
Administer computer/server systems
markn🚲@nixCraft deliver irreverence and sarcasm.
Someone's got to fight against po faced corporate culture and the Linked In brain worms. More help is needed in this important area
gunstick@nixCraft automate my job away
London Eastfield 🇵🇸@nixCraft Crushing oppressors by proxy
Robytes@nixCraft stare at my screen 
Patrick Schmitz@nixCraft make devices do stuff
Adam Trickett 
@nixCraft automate business processes.
Which is a mixture of:
Cry over keyboard.
Fix antique software.
Perform the impossible.
Trahm-p DaD nuqneH@nixCraft Attend Profoundly Useless Meetings
Sebastian Hans@nixCraft
ensure important conversations happen
ensure important conversations happen
Patrick Terlisten@nixCraft Cry all day
Rudolf Starosta ☮@nixCraft breath mindfully
@nixCraft I don't know 😐
Stefan@nixCraft
Fill in Excel sheets 😢
Fill in Excel sheets 😢
@nixCraft Repair broken circuit boards.
heshsum@nixCraft Unblock people (see my bio).
lemgandi@nixCraft Look at log files
Max@nixCraft If I would know …
Peter Baumann - ApolloDS@nixCraft Looking at the progressbar …
Ruben Borg Nielsen@nixCraft make web go brrrrr!
@@nixCraft I don’t know 🤷♂️
James M@nixCraft get data for idiots