Rob RicciOct 21, 2023
Error: your email address must contain at least one upper case letter, number, and special character
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Error: password already in use by another user
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Error: new password must match one of your last five passwords
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Error: password cannot be a valid Perl program
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Error: username cannot contain ASCII
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Your username strength is: 🟥 weak
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Error: your password must contain your mother's maiden name
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Security question: what was your first password?
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Error: password cannot hurt admin's feelings
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Security question: Like, what is security, really, anyway, man?
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Error: password cannot be AI generated, cheater
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Error: password cannot remind me of her, how could you do this to me
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Objection: password irrelevant
Show threadRob RicciOct 21, 2023
Username expired: log in to change it
Show threadRob RicciApr 1, 2024

Error: password must contain one letter and one number.

No, seriously, password can only be two characters long.

Show threadRob RicciApr 1, 2024
Error: Special character in password does not feel special enough, spend more quality time with it and would it kill you to sometimes bring home some flowers or something.
Show threadRob RicciApr 1, 2024
Error: password may not trigger a backdoor in xz
Show threadRob RicciApr 1, 2024
Error: Password does not spark joy.
Show threadRob RicciApr 1, 2024
Error: Passwords? In this economy?
Show threadRob RicciApr 1, 2024
Error: Password has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Show threadRob RicciApr 1, 2024
Error: Password is fine probably but it looks like you know about computers, I've been having this problem with my printer can you take a look at it.
Show threadRob RicciApr 1, 2024
Warning: Password is going to be really embarrassing when it's revealed in a data breach.
Show threadRob RicciApr 1, 2024
Error: Password cannot be the date of your death.
Show threadRob Ricci
Error: In order to reduce our impact on the environment, passwords must be recycled.
Apr 1, 2024 at 11:17pmWeb
Show threadRob RicciApr 2, 2024
Error: If you ever want to see your password again, leave $50,000 in small unmarked bills under the Oak Street bridge at midnight.
Show threadRob RicciApr 2, 2024
Error: For sale: one password, never used
Show threadRob RicciNov 4

Error: password must have:

* Two special characters
* That have a conversation
* About something other than a man

Show threadRob RicciNov 5
Password warning: What if our special characters... 👉 👈 😳
Show threadRob RicciNov 5
Error: password must be this tall 🫳 to ride
Show threadRob RicciNov 5
Error: that's the kind of password an idiot would put on his luggage!
Show threadRob RicciNov 6
Error: password is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed login is commemorated here
Show threadRob RicciNov 6

Error: A password

* may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm

* must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law

* must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law

Show threadRob RicciDec 30
Error: password will soon be visited by three ghosts
Show threadRob RicciDec 31
Error: password was delicious, so cold and so sweet
Show threadRob RicciDec 31
Error: "average password has 3 special characters" factoid actualy just statistical error. average password has 0 special characters. Ümläüts Gëörg, who lives in cave & types over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Show threadRob RicciDec 31
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a new account in possession of a verification code must be in want of a better password than that, you fool, you absolute buffoon
Show threadKarl StatzDec 30
@ricci Error: this password can only tell the truth, this password can only tell lies
Show threadpmonNov 6

@ricci Error: password

Must be an anagram of username

Show threadChris BohnNov 6

@pmonson @ricci

emu snare

Show threadAlan SillNov 6
@ricci ABANDON ALL PASSWORDS, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE!
Show threadRoadskater, Ph.D.Dec 31
@AlanSill @ricci Ah, the sign outside immigration control for foreigners entering the US.
Show threadOliver KennedyNov 6
@ricci Error: Password's value and velocity can not be measured simultaneously.
Show threadAshton WiersdorfNov 5
@ricci Error: password needs a signed permission slip from its parents to be allowed
Show threadLouisNov 5
@ricci
Error: your password isn't safe.
Please console it, it feels very alone in the void of this text box ​​
Show threadSteve PurcellNov 5
@ricci 🚨 Error: your password has been automatically enhanced by our dynamic new AI assistant ✨ and does not match what you have entered — would you like me to write a song to help you remember the new improved password? 🎯
Show threadTim HergertNov 4

@ricci my new password is

ILikeBigButts

Show threadRob RicciNov 4
@cjust excuse me I think that is a lie
Show threadTim HergertNov 4
@ricci
Show threadChinchyNov 5
@cjust @ricci "Okay. First question: Can your other brother deny?"
Show threadTim HergertNov 5
@Chinchy @ricci point of clarification: are we talking about scenario where a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist?
Show threadChinchyNov 5
@cjust @ricci Yes, but only in the event that is it accompanied by a round thing in your face.
Show threadTim HergertNov 5
@Chinchy @ricci In that scenario - yes - my other brother cannot deny.
Show threadfrigginGlorious ✅Nov 5

@cjust I opened one of my last stand-up comedy sets with the line “I don’t like big butts… but I can lie”

It killed ;)

Show threadBrandon PedroNov 4
@ricci
Show threadKing Naga Calyo Lucere-DelphiNov 5
@ricci Oh I guess they can't talk about plucked chickens, then. :)
Show threadBoyd Stephen Smith Jr.Nov 5
@ricci The Bcrypt-del test?
Show threadX2l2Nov 5
@ricci ha ha they must past the turing test for movies or something
Show threadAndy BurnNov 5
@ricci Error: password cannot harm, or by omission of action allow to be harmed, a human being
Show threadPinkNov 5
Error: Password can't be a symlink
Show threadOliver KennedyNov 5
@ricci Error: Your password has not been posted to a group chat.
Show threadRob RicciNov 5
@okennedy yet
Show threadBruce MardleNov 7
@ricci
Show threadCowboy Who?Nov 7
@ricci https://youtu.be/74YMgSCvKjw
Parentheses

YouTube
Show threadSteve HerseyNov 7
@ricci
And a word in a language that has no written form.
Show threadKarl StatzApr 2, 2024
@ricci error: password awaiting government approval
Show threadRob RicciApr 2, 2024
@kstatz12 Error: Password violates 7 Utah laws
Show threadKarl StatzApr 2, 2024
@ricci password error: we're calling the cops
Show threadGuillaum Sans EApr 2, 2024
@ricci Error: Password already used by the following list of users :
Show threadAmbraven ​Nov 5
@ricci I've kept my password for the last 20 years, how is that for reducing impact on environment ?