happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
new layer
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic
yeah i can host
temporary stitches
guy who just hates him
green day
ageless blogs
sean cuntery
buddhism
cloth barista wire barista
gorilla with autism
the other six penis sins
every day is the only day you can reblog this
the four humours
blorbo the shitface
we've narrowed it down
great pictures of birds
a modern day dickens
tumblrina boy for twitter boy
nato phonetic alphabet
santa with a sack full of ass
after care for actors
trying to solve french
conifer
gay wedding
the unknown
who is catullus
march
ἱππαλεκτρυών
toe-sucking evil
the skeleton's curse
come to me my horny wife
are you nasty
this will not work
gandalf big naturals deep lore
dogshit vena cava
95 in a 25
catholic shaming
good hill
the future face of cyber security
gollum and yoda
the hays code
live laugh love
masturbate
ikea
cocaine
your body's that box
canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
@stavvers I think I could use True Resurrection, pls. I just don't have 50K in diamonds.
@stavvers
"x-men: first class" was a shit movie, but i like the part where magneto is about to fry some (u.s. military) soldiers, and young charles goes, "they were only following orders!" and then just shut the fuck up because he realizes he absolutely cannot win the argument after he blurted that line out
@saddestrobots yeah, that film was garbage but it legit had its tiny moments of Getting It
@stavvers stop eating markers 😭
@stavvers it's also completely legal to do cocaine in the Palace of Westminster in the UK. It's only illegal if you are a prole.
@stavvers
You are unaware of the powers provided by the spice cocaine. How else can the traders be expected to see the future and provide wealth in perpetuity to the funds of hedges. The coke must flow
@stavvers let’s be honest here: it should say “late-period United States”
@stavvers runnin' all round my brain

@stavvers

It's when you turn around to point at the cash registers and see the back of your own head that you know you're in deep trouble 😳🤣

@stavvers i've heard about horses. Apparently they're a type of chair?
@stavvers That IKEA sounds like that average Vegas Strip casino-hotel.

@stavvers I definitely feel like I walked into the middle of this conversation...

By all means, please continue... !?!?

@stavvers but will she do punctuation? apparently not.
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bidet
frotting
drag his feet and pussy around
having a cat is great
painting bart
a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth
yuri
ship of theseus
my beautiful lucerne hammer
temu labiaplasty
normal interaction on this website
horny for count olaf
timothee chalamet
target the child
rationalist secret base
harmlessly bother cat
pompeyspuppygirl
chess balance patch
the english language's first and only kanji
@stavvers Ooh, now I'm actually wondering about other kanji-like characters used in English! Off the top there's @ (at) and & (and) which are relatively commonly used in sentences as if they were the words they represent. Especially &.
@stavvers ...awsefthojikasehdfgojklawyhesroi;tg uyhaweoilrgt
@stavvers I have been eaten by some kind of Linux or something
@stavvers thank you once again for your vital work

@stavvers OMG I have only just now thought about how I would pronounce* zie/zir

* pun intended? I don't even know anymore what is life

@stavvers this @ all neurotypical doctors ignoring “rare” symptom sequelae in neurodivergent people
@stavvers “child bones in blender” has to be something I’ve looked up at least once
@stavvers ‘my precious little trebuchet’ wait what
@stavvers My sweet Bohemian ear-spoon.
@stavvers I gotta ask my morningstar about this
@stavvers @Moot a ball and chain isn't a medieval weapon
@stavvers Lucerne Hammer would be a beautiful name for a girl, I think.
@stavvers It's like a floating Heinlein marriage.
@stavvers how do they *think* the small animal gets effervescent, smh
@stavvers I swear Fred’s half crossing guard, half Labrador puppy in a giant cat suit. He literally does none of the “bad cat” behavior I read about. #FredTheWonderCat #Caturday
@stavvers 3am: [suspicious crinkling sound]

@stavvers COMMAS SAVE LIVES.

Because I nearly choked to death on my tea reading this.

@stavvers looooololololol, but also lmao because this is totally toootally a thing and we do need a word for it 😭