happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
new layer
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic
yeah i can host
temporary stitches
guy who just hates him
green day
ageless blogs
sean cuntery
buddhism
cloth barista wire barista
gorilla with autism
the other six penis sins
every day is the only day you can reblog this
the four humours
blorbo the shitface
we've narrowed it down
great pictures of birds
a modern day dickens
tumblrina boy for twitter boy
nato phonetic alphabet
santa with a sack full of ass
after care for actors
trying to solve french
conifer
gay wedding
the unknown
who is catullus
march
αΌ±Ο€Ο€Ξ±Ξ»Ξ΅ΞΊΟ„ΟΟ…ΟŽΞ½
toe-sucking evil
the skeleton's curse
come to me my horny wife
are you nasty
this will not work
gandalf big naturals deep lore
dogshit vena cava
95 in a 25
catholic shaming
good hill
the future face of cyber security
gollum and yoda
the hays code
live laugh love
masturbate
ikea
cocaine
your body's that box
canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
@stavvers I think I could use True Resurrection, pls. I just don't have 50K in diamonds.
@stavvers
"x-men: first class" was a shit movie, but i like the part where magneto is about to fry some (u.s. military) soldiers, and young charles goes, "they were only following orders!" and then just shut the fuck up because he realizes he absolutely cannot win the argument after he blurted that line out
@saddestrobots yeah, that film was garbage but it legit had its tiny moments of Getting It
@stavvers stop eating markers 😭
@stavvers it's also completely legal to do cocaine in the Palace of Westminster in the UK. It's only illegal if you are a prole.
@stavvers
You are unaware of the powers provided by the spice cocaine. How else can the traders be expected to see the future and provide wealth in perpetuity to the funds of hedges. The coke must flow
@stavvers let’s be honest here: it should say β€œlate-period United States”
@stavvers runnin' all round my brain

@stavvers

It's when you turn around to point at the cash registers and see the back of your own head that you know you're in deep trouble 😳🀣

@stavvers i've heard about horses. Apparently they're a type of chair?
@stavvers That IKEA sounds like that average Vegas Strip casino-hotel.

@stavvers I definitely feel like I walked into the middle of this conversation...

By all means, please continue... !?!?

@stavvers thanks I fucking hate this
@stavvers but will she do punctuation? apparently not.
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guy who just hates him
green day
ageless blogs
sean cuntery
buddhism
cloth barista wire barista
gorilla with autism
the other six penis sins
every day is the only day you can reblog this
the four humours
blorbo the shitface
we've narrowed it down
great pictures of birds
a modern day dickens
tumblrina boy for twitter boy
nato phonetic alphabet
santa with a sack full of ass
@stavvers just another day at the Apple Store
@internetsdairy might have violated the iNut warranty
@stavvers an Apple sex arse would no doubt have some weird shaped proprietary non standard hole. Interesting launch demo tho
@stavvers Well if "sack full of ass" isn't my new catchphrase for the next few weeks I don't even know why I'd be able to justify living
@stavvers There will be a day, when I will binge this glorious thread. Thank you.

@stavvers

Today is the sort of day where I *really* benefited from rediscovering this thread.

@stavvers historiography at its most pure 😍
@stavvers Don't forget Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. πŸ™‚

@stavvers

Oh man, that brings back memories of medieval studies back in college.

@stavvers The hidden element to rule them all : estrogen ~ (some human produce less than others)

@stavvers Totally!

And by the way have you ever seen a pairing of the major hormones to Jungian or Greek Mythological archetypes? Shouldn't that be a thing?

@stavvers @stevegis_ssg It kinda does sound like balancing yee olde humors, doing your zodiac, or doing your Maiers-Brigs. ☺️

@stavvers

Caffeine, alcohol, benzodiazepines, fluoxetine, cannabis, opioids...

@stavvers Oh! Good to know. I thought they were Goucho, Harpo, Chico, and Gummo.

@stavvers

What about endorphins and oxytocin?

@Zumbador @stavvers are you a witch? That sounds like witchery to me! πŸ˜‚
@stavvers Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Adreneline Nation attacked.
@stavvers I am now listening to Rosetta Stone. (Adrenaline)
@stavvers That's not that coincidental. Before the discovery of infectious agents like bacteria and viruses, the best hypothesis for disease that people could come up with was imbalances in the body's internal equilibrium. We just now have _slightly_ better empirical evidence for the substances in question.

@stavvers

All I knows is I need more of them in my brain

@stavvers an idea whose time has come and gone and come again and gone again and then come again...
@stavvers it does kinda sound like that
@stavvers And the demonic humor, by the dark one, adrenochrome!
@stavvers - I have had a penis my entire life, and this point had never occurred to me. Very curious. Thank you.