Google Chrome + with the added trust of Microsoft? 😂

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It's not "with the added bloat of Microsoft"?
 

@nixCraft Change the word trust to your choice of awfulness, horror, terror or nightmare and it would be far more accurate.
@nixCraft herpes, with the added trust of botulism
@nixCraft Microsoft can be trusted?! That's news to me!

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PLEASE! DON’T UNINSTALL US! WE ARE GOOD! WE PROMISE! WE LEARNED OUR LESSON!!! PLEASE! BRO! PLEASE! WE WON’T DO fucked up shit AGAIN! PLEASE!

@nixCraft Untrusted + Untrusted = Trusted?

@stveje @nixCraft

Maybe it's multiplication of the two makes a positive?

@stveje
That's some different math they got
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@nixCraft arsenic with the added trust of strychnine!! Just drink it!
@nixCraft so now not just google spies on you but microshit too
@nixCraft I think they're trying to spin "two minuses become a plus" from math in a whole different way..
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What else did you expect from malwaresoft? Nothing surprises me after this ad popped on top of the full screen game i was playing......
@jagdtigger @nixCraft Oh, my gosh. Their search engine is so bad, they have to offer reward points just to trick people into using it? Eww!
@nixCraft Edge is the most desperate thing ever.
@nixCraft I mean, I trust them ever so slightly more than Google, but I'm still sticking with Firefox
@nixCraft little Trust fron Chrome + the negative Trust of Microsoft equals 0
@nixCraft with the added *tapping from Microsoft

@nixCraft It's pretty basic math, actually. If you add two negative numbers...

Sometimes I really wonder if Microsoft was compromised by trolls that put out these kind of messages. I cannot believe that someone working there actually thinks that they can put out a pop-up like that unironically.

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Trusting both evils at one product

@nixCraft I also like how it says "Browse securely now", but then it gives to option to close the message with the X in the top right. Does that mean "Browse insecurely now"?
@Huriken @nixCraft thanks for starting my morning off with just the right amount of spice!
@Huriken @nixCraft is the X a button or a link to Musk?
@nixCraft Microsoft Edge runs on the same technology as chrome, but we also get to spy on your browsing history*
@nixCraft You don't trust Google but we do, so you totally should trust us.
@nixCraft run! run as fast as you can! 🏃‍♀️
@nixCraft By technology I assume they mean x86_64 architecture?

@nixCraft Oh, I trust Microsoft ...

*nods*

@nixCraft Does that count as "two wrongs don't make a right" ?
@nixCraft the more companies spying on you, the merrier!
@nixCraft @cstross Scary as hell that, some of the worst companies concerning user privacy and ethics known.

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I'm a bit worried. I use 'Brave' which is based on Chrome. Do the same security issues apply ?

@nixCraft So nice to send a warning message...
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From the companies that steal your info and dream of drowning you in ads?
Pass.
I'll be keeping @firefox, @nixCraft, thank you very much...
@nixCraft Singing is just like humming but louder.
@nixCraft @cstross that has to be the worst non-Boeing sales pitch.
@nixCraft where is this message from?
@nixCraft I wouldn't let them touch my data with a 100ft pole 😂
@nixCraft like a drug dealer telling you to value your friendship 😅
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Gonorrhea + with the added HIV/AIDS 🤮🤮
@nixCraft reminding me of IE with that Chrome Frame thing.
"with the added ...basic rendering capabilities of a bare minimum browsing application"
@nixCraft I want to check if this is real or not, but that means I would have to install Edge
@nixCraft I can just feel the arguments that generated this tortured sentence as something everyone hated less than the other things that were suggested.
GitHub - ShadowWhisperer/Remove-MS-Edge: Uninstall Microsoft Edge with an executable or batch script.

Uninstall Microsoft Edge with an executable or batch script. - ShadowWhisperer/Remove-MS-Edge

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@nixCraft So that means double the spyware, right?
@nixCraft if ever there was an ad to switch to Firefox….