acorn
they them
scormophgogus
yoshi
ladgash
god didn't have a hand in that one
tiny child in a halloween store
unhelpful
angel of discourse
tails would have had to shoot him
the thing
greek mythology
sesame street mpreg
pizzussy
oops missed it this year. happy belated condescending online man day
three whole entire years
christmas decorations
worm time
the special effects look too cheesy
productive discourse and growth
book rec
pavlov training
horny and verbose historical love letters
on this weekend a year ago...
judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
fucked up looking squirrel
gävle goat
mike with a haircut
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
dylan
mad scientist ethics board
fever
both switches
nanotubes
pretending sports doesn't exist
a boat wrote this
that's just grass
squirrels in the walls
scars
step aside, hemingway
demon light
reindeer herder
not a collar
the story of my birth
happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
new layer
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic
yeah i can host
@stavvers tag yourself, I'm mattress
@stavvers PRESTIGE Paints Interior Paint and Primer In One, Ibis White
@stavvers "You can hit my tower anytime, baby"
@stavvers "deactivated"
@considermycat that's the bit that particularly slays me

@stavvers now I've got this in my head and I'm 20 years younger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo

Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out (Official Video)

YouTube
@stavvers thank god. imagine if we had a world war 2? nuts to think about.

@stavvers War was bound to happen anyway. Of course, shooting the one person in all of Austria-Hungary that could potentially grant Serbia its independence was not the smartest possible move.

And the British press, for the last 150 years or so, always was like "Nothing bad is going to happen, Britain will forge its own way.... America please send help, we're getting clobbered here!"

@stavvers
It vies with Chamberlain's Peace For Our Time thread for top worse aging.
@stavvers oh my god - sudden belly laugh at that one
@stavvers I hate it when Trent Reznor mixes the exact sample of my doorbell.
@stavvers reminds me of the time my stoned friend was headbanging to a diesel powered generator when we were at a death metal festival.

@stavvers

Reading this and the garbage truck pulled up outside and picked up our garbage just as I finished reading.

I'm not even mad, I just want to know how you did that.

@stavvers 🤣 you got me, genuine lol

@stavvers Hah, we had a similar thing happen to my band!

We were sitting on a couch listening to a new David Bowie track on the PA, and there was this very out synth part. It sounded a lot like this old analog synth we had which would sometimes self-trigger, so we started to discuss whether this was Bowie or the synth. We decided that if the synth came down behind Bowie's voice when he sang, it had to be on the track, and it did, so we concluded it was Bowie...

1/

@stavvers But no, the song stopped and the synth kept going on! It was in fact our synth, and it was purely coincidence that it dropped in level right when Bowie started singing...

@stavvers

I've had this experience, but with Skinny Puppy on the bus.

@stavvers
Advantage of industrial 😂
@stavvers You joke, but https://www.frinkiac.com exists, and I'm surprised no one has used it to train an AI to make their own episode of the Simpsons
Frinkiac

The Simpsons Search Engine - Create Memes and GIFs

Frinkiac

@stavvers you can disable your gpu on Windows via the device control and get around this. As usual recording/screenshotting is prevented by the graphics card rather than the intergrated graphics most pc's have.

This is also half remembered and I've had half a bottle of wine so do not trust this dumb girl speaking rn, Google it or w/e

@stavvers It starts with the assumption people that store your show are going to access it through your app user interface.
@stavvers This reminds me of old Doctor Who episodes that only survive as what were called telesnaps. The audio remains but the only visual evidence that exists are pics taken of the screen when the episodes originally aired. Yes, this is very much so a thing since so many classic Doctor Who episodes were trashed and don’t exist any longer.
@stavvers
If I weren't so bone idle I'd be Zachary Zoetrope

@stavvers

I shared this with some comrades earlier and one said "what is it with you millenials and this fucking meme?"

TheMortifyingOrdealOfBeingKnown.jpg

@stavvers Christmas Adam: Usually coming to early.
@stavvers Oh my, that's so wonderful. All the emotions
@stavvers
This.
Is.
~ Delicious ~ and, hilarious
@stavvers Brilliant story! My mother blames Dave Allen, as she and my dad went to see him live and she laughed so hard she went into labour. It was that or the pre-show cocktails. either way I like a drink and laugh a lot!
@stavvers the new Traffic Control President has been elected

@stavvers

All the "Select all the boxes with traffic lights in" work we've done has finally helped Google create a working laser weapon that can target an object from space.

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the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
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from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
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drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
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@stavvers Something like 40 years ago a science fiction magazine sponsored a poetry contest based on this format (with the added requirement that the second line had to be a person's name), and unfortunately for me, one of the winning submissions is permanently stuck in my head. Author unremembered, I wish I could credit them.

Higgledy-piggledy
Herr Werner Heisenberg
pleaded: Your Honor,
it just isn't fair.

That I was speeding is
Unascertainable,
Or, if it is, then I
Can't have been there.

@stavvers @Aminorjourney May wish to comment 😂
@christineburns @stavvers I will reply from @Aminorjourney (or possibly @QueenieDeerhart )
No comment dears, but I will say I prefer a steam ship, so I'm good. (Although, the soot gets in one's fur a little). @christineburns @stavvers
@stavvers most likely E. But I can wait for the next release of an operating system without stalker-ware.
@stavvers the entire Internet stops working?
@stavvers F without a doubt, but American should be replaced with worldwide
@stavvers theres a lot more military in that post than I expected
@stavvers shaka, when the walls fell
@stavvers I'm feeling like darmok and jalad at tanagra reading this post

The devil is in the details.

And it's curious how many commentaries on the EP vote don't want you to look at the details.

@stavvers HA! it was talking to a tech guy who made a similar reference from that episode and he was SHOCKED that i knew what he was saying and we laughed and laughed

Shaka, when the walls fell…

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I can't believe it's illegal to kidnap people and have them watch this one and make them tell you how good it is
@stavvers Still one of the greatest Star Trek episodes of all time!
@stavvers Did you turn it into a Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel moment?
@stavvers Picard, his hand to his forehead
@stavvers “Yo dawg, I heard you like Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra, so I put your language’s primary unit of meaning, an idiom, into this meme, so you could reel in the circularity of the references while I further obfuscate my original point.”
@stavvers @nightjar Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the womb.
@jsr fuck without rhythm and you won't impregnate the womb
@stavvers calling yourself "chaumas" is a bit of a mile marker on that journey

@stavvers

It's a page out of Putin's playbook.

@stavvers eat it COLD

As COLD as my HEART

@stavvers I think I could use True Resurrection, pls. I just don't have 50K in diamonds.
@stavvers
"x-men: first class" was a shit movie, but i like the part where magneto is about to fry some (u.s. military) soldiers, and young charles goes, "they were only following orders!" and then just shut the fuck up because he realizes he absolutely cannot win the argument after he blurted that line out
@saddestrobots yeah, that film was garbage but it legit had its tiny moments of Getting It