most italian paragraph in existence
rob liefeld
if you are human, answer me this
callout post
paul that's why i ran
toes
explaining modern homophobia to aristotle
acorn
they them
scormophgogus
yoshi
ladgash
god didn't have a hand in that one
tiny child in a halloween store
unhelpful
angel of discourse
tails would have had to shoot him
the thing
greek mythology
sesame street mpreg
pizzussy
oops missed it this year. happy belated condescending online man day
three whole entire years
christmas decorations
worm time
the special effects look too cheesy
productive discourse and growth
book rec
pavlov training
horny and verbose historical love letters
on this weekend a year ago...
judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
fucked up looking squirrel
gävle goat
mike with a haircut
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
dylan
mad scientist ethics board
fever
both switches
@stavvers they are both turned off tho...
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tiny child in a halloween store
unhelpful
angel of discourse
tails would have had to shoot him
the thing
greek mythology
sesame street mpreg
pizzussy
oops missed it this year. happy belated condescending online man day
three whole entire years
christmas decorations
worm time
the special effects look too cheesy
productive discourse and growth
book rec
pavlov training
horny and verbose historical love letters
on this weekend a year ago...
judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots
fucked up looking squirrel
@stavvers I'm not going to lie. I would go look at the fucked up looking squirrel.

@stavvers

I precariously leaned over the wall of a bridge over the river because a drunk man was doing the same and shouted 'Look at the size of that rat down there'. I am easy prey.

@stavvers Lets be honet, if a Lady Vampire, flash leg and invite into the bush and 95% of men are there before you know it.
@stavvers for extra hard cases go and do the universal call for guys everywhere: hey, look at that, some coins from the Roman Empire
@stavvers @indigenous_commentator@stranger.social expertly executed.

@stavvers

Every once in a while, I stumble onto this thread and work my way back through the posts I miss. It invariably improves my day.

@stavvers somehow I don't think this experiment would pass muster with the Institutional Review Board
@stavvers well now i want to go to the park and try it
@zip Don't Say You Weren't Thoroughly Warned

@zip @stavvers

The call of the mealworm void

@stavvers my mealworms bring all the birds to the yard
@stavvers The best warning icon I've ever seen.
@stavvers j'aime la succession de messages
@stavvers 5 kg of mealworms? That's a party
@stavvers the alt text is *chef's kiss*

@stavvers Let me tell you, this is the kind of wild safety labeling you’d see working at a pet store all the time.

My favorite was pretty much the pictured box in reverse. “Warning, flying insects, carrier do not open.”

@stavvers I swear that I will use this in a ttrpg somehow.
@stavvers
I'm assuming the box says 'not for human consumption' but the 'not' got cropped in the photo. However, I can't say I've not been tempted by a bag of mealworms in B&M bargains.
@stavvers Call Hitchcock. Lol.
@stavvers Please Wormy Don't Hurt 'Em
@stavvers It makes me happier than I can express that "chubbymealworms.co.uk" is a real thing.
@stavvers Oh! I'm allergic to those! It's funny because a doctor will be like "are you allergic to anything" and I'll be like "mealworm protein concentrate" and they'll respond quizzically and I'll be like "it doesn't come up very often"
Somehow I cannot avoid passing this over to @uschebit. @stavvers
@stavvers @bearmine please please please share video of you opening it outside ! 
@stavvers NOT to be confused with the pissussy
@stavvers lazy baker not putting the seam on top of the pizzussy.

@stavvers@masto.ai hey, as usual, here is your FULL tumblr thread in a tumblr clone.


It takes a liiiitle bit to load, and I think I can fix it. a bit.


https://app.wafrn.net/post/3c891506-8788-4a6d-b706-6e196b0d74cd

Wafrn

@stavvers
So a pizzussy à la Bette Midler would be... a taco?
@stavvers I think you mean he’d have to go on a quest to convince Shadow to shoot him with that gun Capcom gave him for no reason.
@stavvers
Could have turned out OK. He is known to have an obsession with rings, yes, but also to accidentally drop them at the slightest provocation. Could easily have taken in My Doom anyways.

@stavvers @tayfonay That phrase is sorely testing my resolve to remain un-tattooed

@edwilk @TidalFlats @12thRITS @AlterNewt #ChunderRoad